{"product_id":"balls-soap-small","title":"Big Ballers Balls Soap on a Rope, Small","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Balls Soap a real soap or just a prop?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is real soap. The bar is made from a glycerin-based soap formula with a mild, fresh scent, and the distributor describes it as moisturizing, so it leaves skin feeling soft, not dry. The joke is the shape: a saggy pair of balls on a nylon rope, ready to hang from a shower fitting. Hanging it also lets the bar dry between washes, which helps it keep its shape. It is for external use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eBalls Soap: a gag gift you can wash with\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eBalls Soap from Big Ballers is a soap on a rope molded to look like a saggy pair of testicles. It is a working bar of soap with a mild, fresh scent and a formula the distributor describes as moisturizing. The small size measures 3.9 inches long, 3 inches wide and 1.7 inches deep, in a light skin tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eA nylon rope runs through the bar so it can hang in the shower. That keeps it out of standing water and helps it hold its form. It is made as a prank or gag gift for White Elephant swaps, shared bathrooms and anyone who will laugh when they reach for the soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For gift givers who want a cheap, useful joke present. It suits White Elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, housemates and anyone who enjoys a bathroom prank. The recipient gets a laugh and a bar of soap they can use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soap on a rope · Mild, fresh scent · Moisturizing · 3.9 in long\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGag gift shape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA saggy pair of balls that turns a plain bar of soap into a prank.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMild, fresh scent\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA light fragrance that most people will find easy to live with.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMoisturizing formula\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMade to leave skin feeling soft instead of dry.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNylon rope\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHang it in the shower so it dries between uses and keeps its shape.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOverall size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.9 in length x 3 in width x 1.7 in depth\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRope material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoap ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sucrose, Stearic Acid, Aqua (Water), Lauric Acid, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Tocopheryl Acetate, Yellow No.5 (CI 19140), Red No.40 (CI 16035)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mild, fresh scent\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHang the soap by its nylon rope from a shower fitting or hook. Wet it, lather it in your hands or on a washcloth, and wash as you would with any bar of soap. Rinse off and hang it back up to dry. For a prank, swap it for the regular soap in a shared shower. It is for external use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eHang it by the rope after each use so it dries and keeps its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep it out of standing water, which makes any bar soap go soft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFor external use only. Keep it away from the eyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStop using it if your skin becomes irritated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eCan I really wash with it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. It is a working bar of soap with a mild, fresh scent and a moisturizing formula. Use it like any other bar. The distributor notes it is for external use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow big is the small size?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 3.9 inches long, 3 inches wide and 1.7 inches deep. That is a little larger than a standard bar of soap and easy to hold in one hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe soap is a glycerin-based formula that includes stearic acid, lauric acid, sodium lauryl sulfate, fragrance and tocopheryl acetate, colored with Yellow No.5 and Red No.40. The rope is nylon. Check the full ingredient list if you have sensitive skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHang a pair in the shower\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eBig Ballers Balls Soap on a Rope, Small\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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