{"product_id":"big-ballers-brass-nuts-keychain","title":"Big Ballers Brass Nuts Keychain","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose a brass novelty keychain?\u003c\/strong\u003e Weight is the point. The distributor describes the Brass Nuts keychain as heavy, durable brass, so it has a solid feel in the hand that a plastic charm does not. That heft also makes a set of keys harder to lose in a coat pocket or at the bottom of a bag. Beyond that it is a gag gift: a pair of brass balls on a ring, suited to bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eBig Ballers Brass Nuts: a keychain with heft\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Big Ballers Brass Nuts keychain is a novelty charm shaped like a pair of balls, described by the distributor as heavy, solid brass. It hangs from a nickel-free metal ring that attaches to your keys. The charm measures 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches and comes in a brass color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eIt is a visual pun on having brass ones, and it works as a small present for someone who would enjoy that. The weight gives it a more substantial feel than the plastic version in the same range, and makes your keys easy to find by touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For anyone shopping for a small gag gift with a bit more substance. It suits bachelor parties, birthdays, promotions, stocking stuffers and White Elephant swaps. It is also a simple way to tell your keys apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy brass · Nickel-free metal ring · 1.7 in long · Brass color\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeavy brass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA weighty charm that feels solid in the hand.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBrass balls pun\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe joke lands as soon as the keys hit the table.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNickel-free ring\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe metal key ring is free of nickel.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePocket size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAt 1.7 inches long it sits on a key ring without getting in the way.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOverall size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.7 in x 1.1 in x 0.6 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brass, metal ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brass\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThread your keys onto the metal ring, or hook the ring onto the key ring you already carry. It can also hang from a bag or a belt loop. As a gift, drop it into a card, a stocking or a party bag. It is a novelty accessory only and is not meant for intimate use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWipe it with a soft dry cloth to keep the finish clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDry it after it gets wet, as brass can dull or tarnish with moisture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep it away from young children, as it is small and heavy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheck the ring now and then so your keys stay attached.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow is it different from the plastic Big Ballers keychain?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe material and the weight. This one is described as heavy brass in a brass color. The plastic version is lighter and comes in black, light or silver. Both measure 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches and use a nickel-free metal ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow heavy is it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe distributor calls it heavy but gives no weight figure. Expect it to be clearly noticeable on a key ring compared with a plastic charm of the same 1.7 inch size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWho would this suit as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who enjoys a crude joke. The distributor suggests bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant gift exchanges. It is small enough to add to a card or a larger present.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGet the brass pair\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eBig Ballers Brass Nuts Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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