{"product_id":"big-ballers-keychain","title":"Big Ballers Plastic Nuts Keychain","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is a novelty keychain like this for?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a joke gift, plain and simple. The Big Ballers keychain is a small pair of plastic testicles on a metal ring. It hangs from keys, a bag zipper or a rear-view mirror and does nothing except raise a smile or a groan. The distributor suggests it for bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant gift swaps. At 1.7 inches long it is big enough to spot in a bag and small enough to fit in a pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eBig Ballers keychain: a pair for your keys\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Big Ballers keychain is a novelty accessory shaped like a pair of balls. It is molded from durable plastic and hangs from a nickel-free metal ring that clips onto your keys. The piece measures 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches, so it adds very little bulk. It comes in three finishes: black, light and silver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eIt is a simple gag with a practical side. A set of keys with these attached is hard to mislay and easy to pick out of a pile. It makes an easy low-cost gift for anyone with a sense of humor about this sort of thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For gift givers looking for a small joke present. It suits bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant exchanges. It is also a quick way to make your own set of keys easy to recognize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable plastic · Nickel-free metal ring · 1.7 in long · 3 colors\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNovelty shape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA pair of balls that hangs from your keys and gets a reaction.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDurable plastic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMolded plastic that stands up to life in a pocket or bag.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNickel-free ring\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe metal key ring contains no nickel.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThree finishes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChoose black, light or silver.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOverall size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.7 in x 1.1 in x 0.6 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic, metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Light, Silver\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Light, Silver\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eSlide your keys onto the metal ring, or thread the ring onto the key ring you already use. It also clips onto a bag zipper or a backpack loop. Giving it as a gift? Tuck it into a card, a stocking or a party bag. It is a novelty item only and is not a toy for intimate use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWipe it with a damp cloth if it gets dirty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDry the metal ring after it gets wet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep it away from young children, as it is a small item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheck the ring from time to time so your keys stay secure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between the three colors?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly the finish. Black, light and silver share the same size, the same plastic body and the same nickel-free metal ring. Light is a pale skin tone. Pick the one that will get the best reaction from the person receiving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt measures 1.7 inches long, 1.1 inches wide and 0.6 inches deep. That is about the size of a standard key fob, so it fits in a pocket without getting in the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow does it differ from the Brass Nuts keychain?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis version is made from plastic and comes in black, light or silver. The Brass Nuts keychain is described by the distributor as heavy brass in a brass color. Both are the same size and hang from a nickel-free ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePick your pair\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eBig Ballers Plastic Nuts Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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