{"product_id":"cockness-monster-mini-dildo-key-chain","title":"Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Cockness Monster key chain based on?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a miniature of the Creature Cocks Cockness Monster, a fantasy dildo design inspired by the Loch Ness monster. The charm keeps the features that define the original: a dragon-like green body, a curved head and a spine of scales that looks as if it is rising out of the water. At key chain size it is purely an accessory. The distributor labels it a novelty and says it is not for internal use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eCockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain: Nessie on your keys\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain shrinks the Creature Cocks lake monster down to a charm of 2.9 by 1.65 by 1.5 inches. It is green from end to end, with a curved head and a scaled spine along the back, in the style of the Loch Ness legend. The body is squishy, phthalate-free silicone and the hardware is nickel-free metal. It is a novelty accessory only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For lovers of cryptids, dragons and monster toys, and for anyone shopping for a funny adult gift. It hangs from keys, a bag, a purse, a phone case or a rearview mirror, and it sits well with the other minis in a collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.9 in long · Green lake monster · Silicone charm · Nickel-free metal\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLake monster design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA green, dragon-like creature with a curved head and scaled spine.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSoft silicone body\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSquishy, phthalate-free silicone.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNickel-free metal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHardware chosen with sensitive skin in mind.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMade to be seen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBright color and a recognizable shape that make it a natural gag gift.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOverall size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.9 in x 1.65 in x 1.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Silicone, metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty only, not for internal use\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eAdd it to your key ring, or hook it onto a bag, purse or phone case. It can also hang from a rearview mirror. Once it is attached, confirm the metal fitting has closed. That is all there is to it: the charm is an ornament and should never be used internally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWipe with a damp cloth and mild soap, working along the scaled spine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDry the silicone and the metal after cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep it clear of sharp edges that could nick the silicone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eNovelty item only. Not for internal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eCan I use it like the full-size version?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. This is a 2.9 inch decorative copy on key chain hardware. The distributor marks it as a novelty item only and states that it is not meant for internal use. It is for display on keys or bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat are the measurements?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe charm is 2.9 inches by 1.65 inches by 1.5 inches. The curved head and raised spine give it more depth than a plain cylinder, so it is easy to grip and easy to spot among your keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat is it made from?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe monster is silicone, described as squishy, phthalate-free and body-safe. The fitting is metal and is nickel-free, which the distributor notes for people with sensitive skin. The color is green throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpot the Cockness Monster\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eCockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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