{"product_id":"creature-wear-cockness-monster-lake-creature-boxer-shorts","title":"Cockness Monster Lake Creature Boxer Shorts","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are these boxer shorts made of, and how do they fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e The body of the shorts is 89% polyester and 11% elastane. Polyester takes a sharp, bright print, and elastane supplies the stretch, so the fabric hugs the body without holding you back. The crotch panel is breathable mesh shaped into a pouch. The waistband is microfiber, which is soft and is designed to stay in position. The legs have a 7 inch inseam. Four sizes run from a 28 inch waist up to a 44 inch waist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eCockness Monster boxer shorts with a scaly green print\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Cockness Monster Lake Creature Boxer Shorts take their joke from lake monster legend. Vivid green scales cover the fabric, and a dragon-like monster is centered on the crotch so the print fills out the front. They are part of Creature Wear, the printed underwear range that sits alongside the Creature Cocks toys. Colors are green and black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUnderneath the artwork is a well-thought-out pair of boxers. The front pouch is mesh for airflow. The fabric stretches in every direction. The microfiber waistband is soft and keeps its grip. Sizes go from Small to X-Large with the same 7 inch inseam throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e A match for anyone who enjoys a pun on their underwear, for monster and dragon fans, and for gift givers who want something that gets a laugh. Suitable for daily wear or as a bedroom surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green scale print · Lake monster front · Stretch fabric · Mesh pouch · Sizes S to XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMonster centerpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA dragon-like lake creature printed on the crotch gives the front a fuller look.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eScale pattern\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBright green scales run across the whole garment.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVentilated pouch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMesh at the front panel lets air through.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStretch and hold\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eElastane in the fabric and a microfiber waistband keep the fit comfortable and secure.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits 28 to 33 in waist\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits 32 to 37 in waist\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits 36 to 40 in waist\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eX-Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits 40 to 44 in waist\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInseam:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 in (all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e 89% polyester, 11% elastane\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWaistband:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green, black\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small, Medium, Large, X-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eTake a waist measurement and pick the size that covers it. Wash the shorts in cold water before wearing. Put them on and line the monster up at the center front. If the print looks stretched or the waistband digs in, the next size up will sit better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCold water wash only, to keep the green bright and the elastic in shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWash dark and bright colors together, away from whites.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eLet them air dry where you can.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFold and store dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow do I know which size to order?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse your waist: Small 28 to 33 inches, Medium 32 to 37, Large 36 to 40, X-Large 40 to 44. Where two sizes cover your measurement, the smaller will be snug and the larger relaxed. The fabric stretches either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs the monster print only on the front?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe monster itself is centered on the crotch. The green scale pattern covers the rest of the shorts, so the back and legs are printed too. Black is used for shading and contrast in the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow should I wash them?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash them in cold water. That is the guidance given for these shorts, and its purpose is to preserve both the color and the elastic. Hot washes are the thing to avoid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eCockness Monster Lake Creature Boxer Shorts\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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