{"product_id":"macaweenie-cheese-6-25-oz","title":"Macaweenie and Cheese Penis Shaped Pasta","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is Macaweenie and Cheese?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a boxed pasta and cheese dinner with one change: the pasta pieces are shaped like small penises instead of elbows. The box holds 6.25 oz and comes with cheese, so it is cooked and served like the boxed macaroni most people grew up with. It turns up at bachelorette brunches, in care packages for college friends and as a gag gift for a housewarming. Cooking directions, ingredients and allergens are on the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eMacaweenie and Cheese: comfort food with a dirty joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMacaweenie and Cheese from Hott Products is a novelty food gift. Inside the 6.25 oz box is penis shaped pasta with cheese, made to be cooked like any boxed macaroni and cheese. The distributor says the cheese is real Kraft cheese. It is a practical joke you can eat, and it works as a late breakfast for a bachelorette weekend or a wrapped gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For bachelorette weekends, adult birthday gifts, white elephant exchanges and anyone who likes a joke at dinner. It is food, so check the box for wheat, milk and other allergens before serving it to guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Penis shaped pasta · With cheese · 6.25 oz box\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePenis shaped pasta\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmall pasta pieces in a novelty shape that shows up clearly in the bowl.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCheese included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eComes with cheese, listed by the distributor as real Kraft cheese.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.25 oz box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne box of pasta and cheese, sized like a regular boxed dinner.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty pasta with cheese\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNet weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.25 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePasta shape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Penis\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eIn the box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePenis shaped pasta\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheese\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFollow the cooking directions printed on the box. In general, boxed pasta is boiled until tender, drained and mixed with the cheese, but the box gives the exact amounts and times. Serve it in a bowl where the shapes can be seen. Read the ingredient and allergen panel before serving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore the unopened box in a cool, dry cupboard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheck the date mark on the box before cooking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eRead the box for ingredients and allergens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eRefrigerate cooked leftovers and eat them promptly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it real food?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. It is pasta with cheese in a 6.25 oz box, meant to be cooked and eaten. The only novelty is the penis shape of the pasta. Cooking directions and ingredients are printed on the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow many people does a box feed?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe listing does not give a serving count. The box holds 6.25 oz, which is similar to a small boxed pasta dinner. For a group brunch, plan on more than one box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eDoes it contain allergens?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe distributor does not publish the ingredient list. Pasta and cheese normally mean wheat and milk, but the box is the only reliable source. Read the allergen panel before you cook it for anyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePut it on the menu\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eMacaweenie and Cheese Penis Shaped Pasta\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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