Why is Santa so damn jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty little vixens live! 

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh? They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.

Either way, we could go on and on and on about the cheeky Xmas jokes, however, if you're into blowing more than a few bucks, or perhaps riding, then you'd stand no chance against this massive Xmas realistic dildo.

Dive deep into an orgasmic-looking heavily textured shaft that features everything you'd get from the real deal - bulging tip, gorgeous veins, and enough girth to brave through your exhilarating intimate play.

Stick Santa Claus on any stable, smooth surface, and you can straddle it or have doggy fun. With its versatility and resilience, this thick and huge dildo allows you to experiment in different positions in different spots. If messing your kitchen up sounds like fun, then go ahead and affix this thick dildo on a seat of a chair, your dining table, or your car hood. The limits of what this massive realistic dildo can do are the limits of your XXX-rated fantasies.

Item Dimensions:

• Total length - 23 cm
• Insertable length - 20.5 cm
• Head diameter - 5.7 cm
• Head circumference - 18 cm
• Median diameter - 6.5 cm
• Median circumference - 20.5 cm
• Base diameter - 8 cm
• Base circumference - 25 cm

Santa Claus is a fantastic realistic dildo and a marvel of handmade design, boasting pleasant textures, a gentle yet pronounced curve well crafted for amazing G-Spot or P-Spot stimulation, and a delightfully horrifying base that ensures a real punch-packer where it matters. Go on a journey that will shatter the shackles of your earthly pleasure and evoke new heights of sexual sensations!

Peace of Mind Knowing That

• Handmade using platinum cured medical silicone
• Individually handmade, each toy will be unique
• Guaranteed body-safe and skin safe
• Contains no phthalates, fragrances, latex, rubber, or paraffin

Bad Wolf® hand pours its creations using the finest platinum silicone available. This is the highest grade silicone available. It's the FDA preference for medical-grade devices, and produces no byproducts during the curing process, making for a safer, higher quality finished product. Sourcing silicone that retained perfect elasticity and flexibility, took on the shape of its molds flawlessly, felt astonishingly soft to the touch, and met many other strict Bad Wolf® specifications, was a slow but highly gratifying process. The chosen silicone for each hand-made Bad Wolf® fantasy toy is not only 100% body-safe, non-toxic, and phthalate-free, it looks and feels out of this world.