{"product_id":"suck-a-bag-gift-bag","title":"Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho would you give a Suck A Bag of Dicks gift bag to?\u003c\/strong\u003e Someone who will laugh at it. The message on the bag is the punchline, so it suits close friends, coworkers you know well and anyone with a playful, thick-skinned sense of humor. It works for birthdays, leaving presents, breakup care packages and white elephant swaps. What goes inside is up to you: a real present softens the insult, and a bag of penis-shaped candy completes it. It is not one for a formal occasion or a relative who is easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eSuck A Bag gift bag: an insult with handles\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Suck A Bag Gift Bag carries the phrase Suck a Bag of Dicks, which makes it a gag gift before anything has been put inside. The body is card stock, described by the maker as high quality, and the handles are sturdy woven cord. It arrives flat in a pack of roughly 11 by 8 inches. Use it in place of wrapping paper for a present, a prank or a party prize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For gag gifts between friends who trade insults for fun, and for adult parties where a plain gift bag would look out of place. Put a present or a joke inside, then hand it over and wait for the reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card stock · Woven handles · Gag gift bag\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCard stock body\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStiff card stock keeps its shape once the bag is opened out.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSturdy woven handles\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWoven handles let you carry the bag without creasing it.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted message\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe slogan does the work of a card, so nothing else is needed.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandles:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woven\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 in x 8 in x 0.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUnfold the bag and square off the base so it stands up. Put the gift inside and cover it with tissue paper if you want a surprise. Carry it by the handles. For the full effect, hand it over with a straight face and let the recipient read the front before they look inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep it dry; card stock warps and stains when wet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore it flat until you are ready to fill it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDo not overload it with heavy bottles or boxes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eThe bag can be reused if it is folded along its original creases.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eDoes the bag come with anything inside?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. It is an empty gift bag. The name is the joke printed on it, not a description of the contents. Add your own present, candy or party favors before you give it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow large is it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bag's own dimensions are not listed. The pack measures about 11 inches by 8 inches and half an inch thick, so expect a medium gift bag that takes a small boxed item or a few loose favors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it strong enough to carry a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe maker describes the card stock as high quality and the woven handles as sturdy. It is still a paper gift bag, so it suits light and medium presents. Support the base with a hand if you put a bottle in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive it with a grin\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eSuck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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