{"product_id":"the-flasher-exhibitionist-teddy-bear","title":"The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of gift is The Flasher bear?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a gag gift for adults. From the back it looks like an ordinary brown teddy in a black jacket. From the front, the bear is holding the jacket open to show a small, light-colored penis and a wide grin. The joke is in the reveal, which makes it a natural pick for gift exchanges, bachelor and bachelorette parties and birthdays among friends who share a rude sense of humor. It is for novelty use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eThe Flasher: a teddy bear with nothing to hide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Flasher is a plush teddy bear with brown fur, a smile and a black vegan leather jacket that he holds wide open. Underneath is a small, light-colored dong, on show for whoever unwraps him. The bear measures 11.3 inches long, 7.1 inches wide and 4.9 inches deep. Any metal on the jacket is nickel-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHe is built to get a reaction at a party or gift swap. He is a novelty item only, with no function beyond the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suits anyone hunting for a gag gift for an adult friend, teammate or partner. He fits office-inappropriate gift exchanges, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and joke birthday presents for people who enjoy rude humor and will not mind a bear with no shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.3 in plush bear · Vegan leather jacket · Nickel-free metal · Novelty use only\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePlush brown bear\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSoft brown fur and a friendly smile set up the surprise.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpen jacket pose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe bear holds his black jacket open to flash whoever is looking.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVegan leather jacket\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe black jacket is made from vegan leather.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNickel-free metal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAll metal parts are nickel-free.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.3 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.1 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDepth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.9 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester, rubber, vegan leather, plastic, metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown, black\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eWrap him or drop him in a gift bag with his back facing up, so the reveal comes when he is turned around. Hand him over at a party or gift exchange and let the room react. Afterward he can sit on a shelf or desk. He is an adult novelty, so keep him away from children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSpot clean the fur and jacket with a damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDo not machine wash or soak the bear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep him dry and out of direct sunlight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFor novelty use only. Keep out of reach of children.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow big is the bear?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe measures 11.3 inches long, 7.1 inches wide and 4.9 inches deep. That is a typical small teddy bear size, easy to wrap or fit in a gift bag and big enough to make the joke land.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it a sex toy?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. The distributor states that it is for novelty use only. It is a plush gag gift made from polyester, rubber, vegan leather, plastic and metal, and it is not designed for any kind of intimate use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow is this different from the glow-in-the-dark Flasher?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the standard version. The bear, the jacket and the size are the same, but this one does not glow. Choose the glow-in-the-dark Flasher if you want the joke to carry on when the lights go out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive someone a shock\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eThe Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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