{"product_id":"weenie-linguine-penis-pasta","title":"Weenie Linguine Penis Pasta","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tdh-wrap{font-family:inherit;color:inherit;line-height:1.65;max-width:100%;font-size:1rem}\n.tdh-wrap p{margin:0 0 .85rem;line-height:1.65}\n.tdh-wrap p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}\n.tdh-wrap h2,.tdh-wrap h3{margin:1.25rem 0 .6rem;line-height:1.3;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-wrap h2{font-size:1.25rem}\n.tdh-wrap h3{font-size:1.05rem}\n.tdh-wrap a,.tdh-wrap a:visited{color:#b8521f;text-decoration:underline}\n.tdh-wrap a:hover{opacity:.8;text-decoration:none}\n.tdh-wrap ul{padding-left:1.25rem;margin:.4rem 0 .85rem;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-wrap ul li{margin:.3rem 0;list-style:disc}\n.tdh-glance{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0;margin:.5rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-glance td{padding:.45rem .6rem;vertical-align:top;border:none}\n.tdh-glance tr:nth-child(odd) td{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-glance td:first-child{padding-right:.85rem;width:38%;font-weight:700}\n.tdh-tip{background:#f8f9ff;border-left:4px solid #6366f1;padding:.7rem .9rem;border-radius:0 .4rem .4rem 0;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-tip p{margin:0}\n.tdh-qa{background:#f0fdf4;border:1px solid #bbf7d0;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1rem 0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-faq details{margin:.45rem 0;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.6rem .85rem}\n.tdh-faq details[open]{background:#fafafa}\n.tdh-faq summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;font-size:.97rem;padding:.15rem 0}\n.tdh-faq details p{margin:.6rem 0 .2rem;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-cta{background:#f9fafb;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.85rem 1rem;margin:1.25rem 0 0;text-align:center}\n.tdh-cta h3{margin:0 0 .4rem}\n.tdh-cta p{margin:0;font-size:.95rem}\n.tdh-disclaimer{background:#fafafa;border:1px solid #e5e7eb;border-radius:.4rem;padding:.7rem 1rem;margin:1.5rem 0;font-size:.85rem;color:#666}\n.tdh-disclaimer p{margin:0;line-height:1.5}\n@media(max-width:600px){.tdh-glance td:first-child{width:auto}.tdh-tip,.tdh-qa,.tdh-cta,.tdh-disclaimer{padding:.6rem .7rem}.tdh-faq details{padding:.5rem .65rem}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tdh-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-tip\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Weenie Linguine real pasta?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is dried wheat pasta that you boil and eat like any other. The ingredient list names an enriched macaroni product and an enriched colored pasta product made with durum wheat flour, with Yellow 5 Lake and Blue 1 Lake as the colorings. The only unusual thing is the shape: each piece is a small penis. Cooking directions are printed on the pack, and the maker tells you to follow them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWeenie Linguine: dinner with a dirty joke\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eWeenie Linguine is penis-shaped dried pasta from Hott Products in a 6.25 oz pack. It is made from wheat flour, and the mix includes colored pieces alongside plain ones. Cook it according to the pack and serve it with any sauce. It turns a simple pasta dish into the talking point of a bachelorette dinner or a naughty date night, and it is an easy gag gift for someone who cooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For bachelorette hosts, hen weekend organizers and anyone shopping for a food-loving friend with a sense of humor. It contains wheat, so it is not suitable for guests who avoid gluten. Read the full label for allergens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-qa\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.25 oz pack · Penis-shaped pasta · Wheat pasta · Plain and colored pieces\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable class=\"tdh-glance\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePenis-shaped pieces\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEvery piece is shaped like a small penis, which is the whole joke.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePlain and colored pasta\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA mix of colors makes the shapes stand out in a bowl.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.25 oz pack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA standard small pasta bag that suits a side dish or pasta salad.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNet weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.25 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dried enriched wheat pasta\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Enriched macaroni product (wheat flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate), enriched colored pasta product (durum wheat flour, wheat flour, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContains:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wheat\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eIn the box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e1 pack of pasta, 6.25 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFollow the cooking directions on the pack. In general, bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, add the pasta and stir now and then so the shapes do not stick. Drain when tender and toss with sauce or dress as a cold pasta salad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore the unopened pack in a cool, dry cupboard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eOnce opened, keep leftover dry pasta in an airtight container.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheck the best-by date on the pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eRead the label for the full ingredient and allergen statement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore on materials in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thedildohub.com\/blogs\/sexual-wellness\/sex-toy-material-safety-guide\"\u003ematerial safety guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eWheat. The ingredients are an enriched macaroni product and an enriched colored pasta product with durum wheat flour, colored with Yellow 5 Lake and Blue 1 Lake. It is not gluten-free. Refer to the pack for the complete allergen statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow much pasta is in a pack?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe distributor lists the pack as 6.25 oz. That suits a side dish or a pasta salad for a small group. For a main course at a larger party, plan on more than one pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow do I cook it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe maker says to follow the directions on the pack, which are not reproduced in the listing. Treat it like any small dried pasta shape and test a piece for tenderness before draining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePut it on the menu\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the \u003cstrong\u003eWeenie Linguine Penis Pasta\u003c\/strong\u003e to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tdh-disclaimer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. 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