7.3 Inch Dragon Spawn Ovipositor Dildo | TheDildoHub
TheDildoHub unleashes ancient urges with the 7.3 Inch Dragon Spawn Ovipositor Dildo — a pastel-colored monster born to seed your deepest fantasies. This isn’t just a dragon dildo; it’s a vessel of primal creation. Twisting with whorls, ridges, grooves, and wicked little spikes, this sci-fi dildo carries three squishy eggs inside its hollow, eager shaft. Adorned in mystical swirls of pink, yellow, blue, and black, it looks like the lovechild of a pastel apocalypse and a horny wizard’s final wish.
Why You’ll Crave the Dragon Spawn Ovipositor Dildo Fantasy
It's not just penetration — it's a full, mythic transformation. You aren't just taking a monster dildo... you're getting claimed by dragonspawn.
- Whorled and Wicked Texture: Grooves, spikes, and ridges drive overwhelming sensations deep into your core
- Egg-Laying Magic: Hollow shaft delivers three soft, silicone eggs for breathtaking oviposition roleplay
- Pastel Sin: Beautiful blend of pink, yellow, blue, and black — because corruption looks better in color
- Harness Compatible: Wide suction cup base lets you mount it or strap it on for partner breeding scenes
- Premium Silicone: Phthalate-free, ultra-silky, body-safe material built for endless spawning
Monster Dildo Dimensions & Xenomorph Stats
Compact but brutal — this dragon is coiled to conquer you completely.
- Overall Length: 7.3 inches (18.54 cm)
- Insertable Length: 6 inches (15.24 cm)
- Narrowest Diameter: 1.8 inches (4.57 cm)
- Widest Diameter: 2.3 inches (5.84 cm)
- Egg Dimensions: 1.5 x 1 inches (3.81 x 2.54 cm)
- Material: Premium body-safe silicone
- Color: Pastel swirl of pink, yellow, blue, and black
How to Hatch Your Fantasy with the Sci-Fi Dragon Ovipositor Dildo
The ritual is simple: invite the dragon, lube the gates, and prepare to be reborn.
- Generously apply water-based lube to the shaft, the eggs, and yourself
- Load the three eggs carefully into the open shaft mouth
- Penetrate slowly to savor the ridges and spikes as the shaft widens
- Press deeper and let the eggs slip free, claiming you as dragon brood
- Use solo with suction base or in a strap-on for breeding games gone too far (perfect)
Alien Dildo Care & Monster Maintenance
After the eggs hatch and the moans fade, show your dragon some tender mercy.
- Wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap after each use
- Rinse and spray down with a toy cleaner for maximum cleanliness
- Air dry fully before hiding it from your nosy, judgmental roommates
- Store in a cool, dark place away from sunlight (dragons like caves, remember?)
- Only use water-based lubricants — silicone lube is forbidden magic
FAQs About the Dragon Spawn Alien Dildo
How many eggs can this dragon dildo hold?
Three glorious, pastel-colored eggs — ready to hatch and ruin your sense of dignity (in a good way).
Is the sci-fi ovipositor dildo safe for anal use?
No — this fantasy dildo is designed strictly for vaginal oviposition play.
Can I use the dragon dildo with a harness?
Absolutely. The wide flanged suction base fits most O-ring harnesses for partner-assisted breeding chaos.
Is the dragon spawn monster dildo body-safe?
100%. It’s crafted from premium, phthalate-free, medical-grade silicone. Only the best for dragon royalty.
Where does the Tenta-Queen’s spawn ship from?
All of our twisted treasures ship discreetly from California — fast, secure, and sealed away from nosy normies.
Order the Dragon Spawn Monster Dildo Today
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