Folks, Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube is a fantasy-style water-based lubricant made for that creamy “just finished” look plus genuinely comfortable glide for vaginal, anal, and oral play. The thick, white formula mimics semen visuals without the odor or tacky feel, so it’s perfect for roleplay, kink/BDSM scripts, and pairing with squirting or ejaculating toys.
It spreads smooth, stays slick as you grind and thrust, and layers well when you want the finish to look extra convincing. When the scene’s done, warm water takes it right off—no stubborn residue, no mood-killing cleanup. Beginner-friendly, condom compatible, and generally safe with silicone, glass, and metal toys, it’s an easy upgrade when you want your play to look as hot as it feels.
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Product Overview — Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube
Folks, when you want the visual thrill of a creamy “finish” without giving up comfort, Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube is the fantasy-friendly go-to. This thick, white, water-based formula mimics the look of semen, delivering that fresh-load vibe for solo play, partner play, and squirting or ejaculating toys—without the odor, stickiness, or messy cleanup that kills the mood.
It’s designed to feel slick and satisfying while staying easy to rinse away with warm water. Whether you’re setting up a teasing roleplay scene, building a kink/BDSM “reward” moment, or just want an ultra-realistic visual for your favorite toy, this is one of those simple upgrades that makes everything feel more immersive.
Quick answer: a thick, creamy-white, unscented, water-based fantasy lubricant in an 8 fl oz (237 mL) bottle that looks semen-like, stays slick, and cleans up easily with warm water—compatible with condoms and most toy materials (including silicone, glass, and metal), and suitable for anal, vaginal, and oral play for beginners and advanced users, plus roleplay and kink/BDSM scenarios.
Key Features — Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube
Semen-look fantasy
Creamy white appearance designed to mimic the look of a fresh “load”
Thick, slick glide
Comfortable lubrication that feels smooth and stays slippery
Unscented
Odorless (and low-distraction) for cleaner-feeling fantasy play
Water-based cleanup
Rinses away easily with warm water; no stubborn residue
Toy friendly
Water-based formula is generally safe with silicone, glass, and metal toys
Condom compatible
Water-based lube is typically safe to use with condoms
Scene versatile
Great for anal, vaginal, oral teasing, roleplay, and kink/BDSM “reward” moments
Made in the USA
Manufactured in the United States
Discreet shipping
All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.
Specifications, Care & Play — Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube
Measurements & Build
Category: water-based fantasy lubricant
Size: 8 fl oz (237 mL)
Color: white (semen-like)
Scent: unscented
Made in: USA
Use cases: anal, vaginal, and oral play; solo, partnered, and toy play
How to Use
Apply a generous amount to the body and/or toy and reapply as needed for comfort—especially during anal play where extra lubrication is your best friend. For fantasy visuals, layer it where you want the “finish” to show up, or pair it with an ejaculating/squirting toy for a more immersive scene. For kink/BDSM or roleplay, it’s perfect for “reward,” “cleanup,” or “show me” moments—just keep consent and communication front and center.
Care & Safety
Water-based lube rinses clean with warm water; wash skin with mild soap as desired
Clean toys after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner
Patch test if you have sensitive skin or a history of irritation with water-based lubes
For anal play, go slow, use plenty of lube, and reapply as needed for comfort
Store with the cap closed in a cool, dry place
Stop use if irritation occurs
Why You’ll Love It — Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube
Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube gives you the best of both worlds: a thick, slick lubricant that feels good and a creamy white visual that turns everyday play into a fantasy scene. It’s easy to clean, easy to use, and ideal for everything from simple penetration to roleplay, BDSM scripts, and toy-assisted “finish on command” moments—without the scent or stickiness that can pull you out of the mood.
At TheDildoHub, we back your order with respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.
FAQs — Cum Load 8 oz Unscented Water-Based Lube
Does this lube really look like semen?
Yes. It’s designed with a creamy-white color and thicker consistency to mimic the look of a fresh “load” for visual fantasy play.
Is it safe with silicone toys?
Yes—because it’s water-based, it’s generally compatible with silicone toys (and also works well with glass and metal).
Can I use it for anal and vaginal penetration?
Yes. It’s body-safe and commonly used for both vaginal and anal play—just use plenty and reapply as needed for comfort.
Will it stain sheets or clothing?
Because it’s water-based, it typically washes out easily, but laundering promptly is always your best bet for fabrics.
How is shipping handled?
All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.
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Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
Your Privacy Is Our Priority Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.
Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers • No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior • Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name • Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
Shipping Rates
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Domestic shipping methods (United States) — All shipments are 100% discreet
USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express
3–5 Business Days
$24.95
USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority
2–3 Business Days
$34.95
USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush (1–2 Day)
1–2 Business Days
$64.95
USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
International shipping methods — All shipments are 100% discreet
Method
Transit Time
Price
Typical Services Used
Standard International
7–14 Business Days
$34.95
USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
Priority International
5–10 Business Days
$64.95
DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification. 2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.