Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Folks, meet Black Beefy BRAD — a thick, jet-black 9 inch realistic dildo for players who want bold visuals to match their girthy stretch. The smooth crowned head, veiny shaft, and sculpted balls deliver lifelike penetration, while 7.25 inches insertable and a 2 inch max diameter give you deep, satisfying fullness in anal or vaginal play.

Its firm-but-flexible, phthalate-free PVC body glides smoothly with lube, and the strong suction cup base sticks to tile, glass, or sealed wood for hands-free bouncing, or snaps into most O-ring harnesses for pegging, power-play, and dominant strap-on scenes.

Ships from sunny Cal with discreet, plain-packaged shipping, privacy-safe billing, and free mystery goodies in every order.

25 Nov. Estimated arrival
22 Nov. Order placed
23-24 Nov. Order dispatches
25 Nov. Delivered!
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Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Built for satisfying girth and simple control, Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup delivers a thick, vein-detailed shaft, rounded head, and full balls on a steady base. The firm-yet-flexible PVC body glides smoothly with lube for deep pressure and a realistic stroke. Plant the heavy-duty suction cup on tile, glass, or sealed wood for hands-free riding, or lock it into a compatible O-ring harness for guided, rhythmic penetration in partner play.


Key Features — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Design Girthy, realistic profile with rounded head, veins, and sculpted balls
Base Strong suction cup for hands-free stability; harness compatible
Feel Firm core with flexible give for steady, full-body pressure
Material Non-phthalate, latex-free PVC
Lube Water-based or silicone lubricants
Color Black
Discretion All orders packaged and billed super-discreetly (domestic & international)

Specs, Care & Play — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Measurements & Build — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

  • Overall length (with suction): 9.6 in (24.38 cm)
  • Dildo length (without suction): 8.8 in (22.35 cm)
  • Insertable length: 7.25 in (18.42 cm)
  • Max diameter: 2.0 in (5.08 cm); circumference ≈ 6.28 in (15.95 cm)
  • Weight: 1.57 lb (0.71 kg)
  • Material: non-phthalate PVC

How it feels & when to use — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Warm up and lube generously. Angle the crown toward the anterior wall or prostate for targeted pressure, or rotate to let the veins add textured drag. Stick the base for hands-free rides in the shower or bedroom, or secure it in a snug O-ring harness for controlled depth, pivot, and pace with a partner.

Care & Safety — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

  • Wash with warm water and mild soap; toy cleaner optional. Rinse and air-dry fully.
  • Use water-based or silicone lube; avoid oil-based formulas on PVC.
  • PVC can be porous—use a condom if sharing or switching between orifices.
  • Store clean and dry, away from other soft toys and direct sunlight.

Why you’ll love — Black Beefy BRAD 9 Inch Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup

TheDildoHub brings you a thick, steady, scene-ready classic that sticks when you need it and straps in when you want control—backed by respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and privacy-first packaging and billing worldwide.

FAQs

Will it fit my harness?

Most O-ring harnesses work well. Choose a snug ring to stabilize the base during thrusting.

Which lubricants are compatible?

Water-based and silicone lubricants both pair well with PVC. Start generously and reapply as needed.

How strong is the suction?

Press onto a clean, smooth, non-porous surface (tile, glass, sealed wood) and expel trapped air for the most secure seal.

Is this size beginner friendly?

The 2 in diameter offers substantial girth. Warm up first, go slowly, and add lube for comfort.

Free Discreet Shipping

We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.


Shipping Rates

Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.

Domestic shipping methods (United States)
Method Transit Time Price Typical Services Used
Free Economy 5–7 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy Shipping 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Standard Shipping 3–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express
Priority 3-Day 3 Business Days $31.95 FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express
About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.

Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery

No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.


Order Processing

Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.

Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).

If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.


Customs and Brokerage Fees

International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.


Order Tracking

Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.

If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.


Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.

However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.

To request a replacement:

  • Email us at support@thedildohub.com
  • Include your order number and product name
  • Briefly describe the issue
  • If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process

Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.

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