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A Closer Look at Thor's Hammer
Thor's Hammer from Mr Hankey's Toys is a Norse-inspired fantasy piece built for size-play enthusiasts and collectors — a mythology-themed toy that pairs a bold concept with genuinely realistic sculpting. A broad, contoured head leads into a girthy, evenly proportioned shaft with meticulously sculpted veins and curves, reaching a full 10" insertable. It's a one-size, collector-grade piece: substantial, full-bodied, and hand-poured in body-safe silicone.
Quick answer
Thor's Hammer is a hand-poured, body-safe silicone Norse-inspired fantasy dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys — one size only. A broad, contoured head leads into a girthy, even shaft — 9" at the head, 9.25" at the middle, and 9.5" at the base (the widest point). Insertable length 10", overall 13.75". Smooth surface with sculpted veins. Strap-on ring: 3". Water-based lube recommended. Bought from Mr Hankey's via the links on this page.
Fantasy concept, realistic build. Not all "fantasy" toys are wildly abstract — Thor's Hammer leans on a mythology theme for its identity, but the sculpt itself is realistically proportioned: a broad head, a substantial and fairly even shaft around 9–9.5" around, and natural vein detail. That combination is the appeal for collectors: it reads as a themed, characterful piece while still delivering the full-bodied, lifelike stretch of a serious realistic toy. You get the concept and the genuinely usable proportions in one.
Key Features — Thor's Hammer
| Norse-inspired fantasy theme |
A mythology-themed, collector-grade piece with a bold concept and characterful identity |
| Broad, contoured head |
A full head leading into the girthy shaft for a substantial, lifelike entry |
| Even, girthy shaft |
Around 9–9.5" throughout — full-bodied fullness with consistent girth |
| Sculpted veins & curves |
Meticulous, realistic surface detail for an immersive feel |
| Firm yet flexible |
A balanced construction for deep, comfortable, lifelike sensation |
| Body-safe silicone |
Hypoallergenic and non-porous (per Mr Hankey's) — durable and easy to clean thoroughly |
Specifications
| Head circumference |
9" (22.9 cm) |
| Middle circumference |
9.25" (23.5 cm) |
| Base circumference (widest) |
9.5" (24.1 cm) |
| Insertable length |
10" (25.4 cm) |
| Overall length |
13.75" (34.9 cm) |
| Strap-on ring |
3" / 7.62 cm |
| Texture |
Smooth with sculpted veins |
| Sizes available |
One size only |
Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan). The girth is fairly even (9"–9.5") from head to base, widest at the base.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Love a mythology-themed, collector-grade fantasy piece
- Want genuine full-bodied girth (around 9–9.5") with realistic sculpting
- Are experienced and comfortable with a 10" insertable, girthy toy
- Want a harness-ready piece (3" ring included)
Rethink — or start elsewhere — if you…
- Are newer to girth — an even 9"+ shaft is an advanced, full-bodied stretch
- Aren't comfortable with 10" of insertable depth
- Want a smaller option — this comes in one size only
- Prefer a slim or lightly proportioned toy over a substantial one
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. One size means there's no stepping down: be honest about the girth and depth you can comfortably take before ordering.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
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Material: body-safe silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — hypoallergenic and durable
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Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
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Lubricant — water-based recommended: Mr Hankey's recommends a water-based lubricant for Thor's Hammer. With a girthy shaft, apply generously at the head and rim and reapply as needed — plenty of lube makes the stretch far more comfortable.
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Cleaning: wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
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Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
Thor's Hammer is a full-bodied girth piece with a themed identity and realistic sculpting. The broad, contoured head eases entry, and the even, girthy shaft fills consistently to its ~9.5" base. At 10" insertable it's a substantial toy — warm-up and lube do the heavy lifting in making the fullness comfortable.
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Lube generously at the head and rim with a water-based lubricant — a girthy shaft needs plenty
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Let the broad head ease in first before working into the even shaft
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Warm up thoroughly — an even 9"+ girth is a serious, full-bodied stretch
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Go at your own pace on depth — 10" insertable is a real commitment, especially for anal play
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For strap-on play, match the 3" O-ring to your harness
FAQs — Thor's Hammer
Does Thor's Hammer come in different sizes?
No — Thor's Hammer is one size only. It has an even girth of roughly 9–9.5" (head 9", middle 9.25", base 9.5") and a 10" insertable length (13.75" overall), with a 3" strap-on ring. Mr Hankey's offers a Sample Pack to feel the material before you commit.
Is it a fantasy toy or a realistic one?
Both, in a sense. Thor's Hammer has a Norse-inspired, mythology-themed identity, but the sculpt itself is realistically proportioned — a broad head, an even girthy shaft, and natural vein detail. It reads as a themed collector's piece while delivering a genuinely lifelike stretch.
How girthy is it, really?
Substantial and even — around 9" at the head, 9.25" at the middle, and 9.5" at the base. Because the girth is consistent rather than tapering, the fullness is felt throughout. It's an advanced, full-bodied stretch.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
Thor's Hammer is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current colors, options, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Wield the Hammer
If you want a mythology-themed, collector-grade fantasy piece that still delivers genuine full-bodied girth and realistic sculpting — a broad head, even shaft, and sculpted veins — Thor's Hammer delivers an epic addition to your collection. Choose a colorway and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, options, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
