Product Overview — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
Folks, when you want a dragon toy that actually delivers on size, texture, and control, Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes) is built to do the work. Formerly sold under the name Thanos, this fantasy dildo features a tapered dragon-style head, ridged shaft, and progressive girth for deep, grinding G-spot and P-spot stimulation in both anal and vaginal play. Each Goredrum is hand-poured from platinum-cured silicone in five sizes from Small to XXL, with your choice of firmness and custom color pours—tailored for everyone from fantasy-first buyers to serious size and depth enthusiasts.
Quick answer: a platinum-cured silicone dragon dildo in 5 sizes (S–XXL), with Soft / Medium / Firm options and custom color pours, featuring a tapered dragon head and textured shaft for intense G-spot, P-spot, anal, vaginal, and strap-on play—with size ranges that go from “large fantasy” to truly huge.
Key Features — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
| Dragon-head sculpt | Tapered fantasy head and textured upper shaft for a clear “entry moment” and strong G-spot / P-spot contact. |
| Five size options | Small through XXL so you can go from big-but-manageable to extremely thick fantasy girth. |
| Custom firmness | Soft, Medium, or Firm lets you choose more forgiving squish, balanced flex, or a solid, intense dragon ride. |
| Custom color pours | Single, Split, Transition, Twisted, or Mixed (Marbled) pours—each Goredrum is poured-to-order and visually unique. |
| Premium silicone | Platinum-cured silicone that’s biocompatible, non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, latex-free, and BPA-free. |
| Versatile play | Suitable for G-spot, P-spot, anal, vaginal, and strap-on use (select sizes), plus oral-adjacent teasing, kink, and BDSM scenes. |
| Progressive sizing | Diameter and circumference increase significantly across sizes, making Goredrum a solid choice for size training and fantasy depth work. |
| Temperature adaptable | Warm under hot water or cool under cold water for extra sensory contrast during play. |
| Discreet shipping | All domestic & international orders ship in plain, non-descript boxes for unmatched privacy & discretion. |
Specs, Care & Play — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
Measurements & Build — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
- Available sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, and XXL (S–XXL) to match a wide range of girth and depth preferences.
- Shape: tapered dragon-style head, textured upper shaft, and thicker mid-body for strong stretch and pressure.
- Firmness options: Soft, Medium, or Firm so you can choose how much give you want as the ridges and girth press into your body.
- Color options: Single, Split, Transition, Twisted, or Mixed (Marbled) fantasy pours—from subtle gradients to bold monster colors.
- Material: platinum-cured silicone — non-porous, microbe-resistant, odorless, tasteless, and designed for long-term durability.
- Intended use: anal, vaginal, G-spot, P-spot, strap-on (with compatible harnesses/base size), and kink/BDSM scenes; smaller sizes are more accessible, while XL and XXL are for experienced size players.
Goredrum Size Chart
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| Measurement | Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 6 in (15.24 cm) | 8 in (20.32 cm) | 10 in (25.4 cm) | 12 in (30.48 cm) | 15 in (38.1 cm) |
| Usable Length | 5.2 in (13.25 cm) | 7 in (17.67 cm) | 8.7 in (22.09 cm) | 10.4 in (26.5 cm) | 13 in (33.13 cm) |
| Usable Diameter / Circumference (mid-shaft) |
1.97 in (5 cm) Circ.: 6.18 in (15.71 cm) |
2.36 in (6 cm) Circ.: 7.42 in (18.85 cm) |
2.76 in (7 cm) Circ.: 8.66 in (21.99 cm) |
3.15 in (8 cm) Circ.: 9.89 in (25.13 cm) |
3.94 in (10 cm) Circ.: 12.37 in (31.42 cm) |
| Max Diameter (Top) / Circumference |
1.77 in (4.5 cm) Circ.: 5.56 in (14.13 cm) |
2.36 in (6 cm) Circ.: 7.42 in (18.85 cm) |
2.76 in (7 cm) Circ.: 8.66 in (21.99 cm) |
3.35 in (8.5 cm) Circ.: 10.52 in (26.72 cm) |
3.94 in (10 cm) Circ.: 12.37 in (31.42 cm) |
| Weight | 280 g (0.61 lb) | 530 g (1.16 lb) | 890 g (1.96 lb) | 1560 g (3.43 lb) | 2710 g (5.97 lb) |
How to use — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
Quick use guide
Choose a size that matches your current comfort level. Small and Medium are best for users already used to larger toys who want fantasy texture and moderate girth. Large, XL, and XXL deliver serious thickness and are best for experienced size and depth players. Warm up with fingers or a smaller dildo, then coat Goredrum and your entrance with plenty of high-quality water-based lube. For vaginal play, insert the tapered head slowly, adjust the angle toward the front wall to find the G-spot, and let the ridges roll past your muscles. For anal and P-spot play, take extra time with warm-up, insert gradually, and focus on steady breathing—max depth or girth is optional, not required. You can enjoy Goredrum solo, with a partner guiding it, or in a compatible harness (especially in smaller sizes) for dragon-themed roleplay and BDSM scenes.
Care & safety — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
Cleaning, lube & storage tips
- Wash with warm water and mild soap or a silicone-safe toy cleaner before and after every use, paying attention to the ridges and head.
- Rinse thoroughly and allow to air-dry or pat dry completely before storage to keep the silicone surface smooth and hygienic.
- Use water-based lubricant for best results and to help preserve the surface over time. Avoid oil-based lubes; only spot-test silicone lube if you accept potential finish changes.
- Platinum-cured silicone is non-porous, microbe-resistant, odorless, and tasteless, and can usually be sanitized with a brief dip in hot (not boiling) water—follow manufacturer guidance.
- Increase size and depth gradually over multiple sessions. Intense stretch should feel strong but never sharp, tearing, or dizzying—stop immediately if anything feels wrong.
- If switching between anal and vaginal use in the same scene, either clean the toy thoroughly between uses or use a condom barrier.
- Store Goredrum in a cool, dry, dark place—ideally in its own pouch or drawer—to protect the colors and surface from dust, lint, UV exposure, and abrasion.
Why you’ll love — Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)
Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes) gives you clear sizing, body-safe materials, and a fantasy sculpt that actually works in real bodies. The tapered dragon head and textured shaft deliver focused stimulation, while the girth options and length ranges let you choose everything from deep, slow grinding to intense monster-level stretch. With five sizes, three firmness choices, and multiple color pour styles, you can tune Goredrum to your anatomy, your fantasies, and your long-term goals—whether that’s exploring dragon dildos, size training, or adding a showpiece toy to your collection. Trusted by tens of thousands of domestic and international customers over nearly 5 years, TheDildoHub backs your order with respectful support, free mystery goodies in every box, and plain, non-descript shipping for unmatched privacy & discretion.
FAQs
What is Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes)?
Goredrum is a platinum-cured silicone dragon fantasy dildo with a tapered head and textured shaft, hand-poured to order in 5 sizes (S–XXL), multiple firmness levels, and customized color pours. It was previously sold under the name “Thanos” but has since been renamed.
Is Goredrum an anatomical replica?
No. Goredrum is a fantasy design inspired by dragons and monster toys. It’s not a replica of real anatomy and is made solely for consensual adult use.
Which size should I choose?
Small and Medium are good for users who already handle larger toys and want fantasy texture without extreme girth. Large is a significant step up in thickness, while XL and XXL are very large and best reserved for experienced size enthusiasts. If you’re unsure, start smaller and step up over time.
What firmness should I pick: Soft, Medium, or Firm?
Soft feels more forgiving and is often preferred in larger sizes. Medium offers a balance of flex and pressure that still shows off the sculpt. Firm delivers the most intense feedback from ridges and girth. Many users choose Soft or Medium for XL/XXL and Medium or Firm for smaller sizes.
Is Goredrum suitable for G-spot and P-spot play?
Yes. The tapered head and curved, textured shaft can be very effective for G-spot and P-spot stimulation when used with plenty of lube and an appropriate size. Adjust angle and depth until you find what feels best.
Can I use Goredrum with a harness?
Many O-ring harnesses can handle the base and girth of smaller Goredrum sizes. Always check your harness ring size against the toy’s dimensions and test fit at home. Larger sizes may be too heavy or thick for most harnesses and are usually better suited to hand-held or braced use.
How do I clean and store my Goredrum dragon dildo?
Wash with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner before and after use, rinse well, dry fully, and store in a cool, dry, dark place—preferably in its own pouch or drawer. Use water-based lube to keep the silicone in its best condition.
Ready to add a dragon that actually fits your body and your fantasies? Add Goredrum Custom Hand-Poured Dragon Dildo (5 Sizes) to your cart and enjoy plain, non-descript packaging, discreet billing on your statement, and a little sexy surprise in every box from TheDildoHub.
Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
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