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The Alienoid Dildo is straight-up cosmic smut: a horned star-beast with its cock jutting proudly from between its eyes. Tapered at the tip and textured down its thick shaft, this intergalactic monster wants to split you open like a galaxy in heat. Its swirling body of red, purple, blue, and black — dusted with glitter like stardust — makes it look less like a toy and more like a forbidden relic you were dumb enough to fuck. The suction cup keeps it anchored when you need to ride hands-free, and its flared base makes it harness-ready when you want to blast your partner into the next dimension. Made of body-safe silicone, this is sci-fi corruption you can trust to get deep, dirty, and goddamn otherworldly.
| Theme | Xenomorph-inspired monster cock between its eyes — because alien face rides are hotter than oxygen |
| Texture | Tapered tip, grooved shaft, alien ridges, galactic detail |
| Base | Wide suction cup for hands-free grinding; flanged and harness-compatible |
| Material | Premium, phthalate-free silicone |
| Color Scheme | Swirls of red, purple, blue, black, plus glitter constellations |
| Perfect For | Sci-fi kink, alien roleplay, cosmic pegging, and galaxy-brained slut play |
Lube it up with water-based slime (only the best goo for this alien), and suction the base down to go hands-free while you ride your way to interstellar ruin. Or strap it into a harness, hand it to your partner, and prepare for close encounters of the filthy kind. The pointed head slides in like a starship, while the textured grooves drag against your walls like an alien tongue. Clean after each invasion with soap, warm water, and toy cleaner — then store it in the dark, where it belongs.
The Alienoid 8.8 Inch Silicone Xenomorph Dildo is more than a toy — it’s a cosmic corruption ritual disguised as a cock. Order yours today from TheDildoHub with discreet shipping and packaging that won’t scream “alien face-fucker.” Whether you’re into kinky cosplay, sci-fi smut, or just want to know what it feels like to ride the galaxy’s most dangerous head, this dildo is ready to abduct your holes.
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
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