8.8 Inch Alienoid Xenomorph Dildo | TheDildoHub

TheDildoHub launches your pleasure into hyperspace with the 8.8 Inch Alienoid Xenomorph Dildo — an intergalactic artifact of lust molded in cosmic color and carved for celestial ecstasy. This is not your average fantasy dildo. This is a monster dildo designed to probe your deepest desires, textured to stimulate new pleasure zones, and gorgeous enough to belong in an alien museum... or between your legs. With its wide-eyed alien face base, glitter-speckled finish, and a shaft that’s all business, it’s time to surrender to the stars and let this xenomorph dildo abduct your senses.

Why You’ll Love the 8.8 Inch Alienoid Xenomorph Dildo

What’s better than an alien cock from another dimension? A textured, colorful, and ready-to-ride alien cock is the epitome of perfection.

• Out-of-This-World Design: From its tapered, pointed tip to the thick, ribbed shaft, this fantasy dildo is sculpted to thrill from insertion to climax
• Face-Like Base: Features a wide-eyed alien face with your pleasure at its center — playful, eerie, and deeply erotic
• Galactic Aesthetic: Swirled in red, blue, purple, and black with glitter flecks that shimmer like distant galaxies
• Body-Safe Materials: Made from phthalate-free premium silicone and ABS plastic, safe for all your wildest explorations

Dimensions & Specifications

This monster cock is proportioned for cosmic pleasure, crafted to fill and stimulate like something not of this Earth.

• Overall Length: 8.8 inches (22.35 cm)
• Insertable Length: 6.7 inches (17.02 cm)
• Diameter (Narrowest): 1.6 inches (4.06 cm)—Circumference: 5.02 inches (12.75 cm)
• Diameter (Widest): 2 inches (5.08 cm) — Circumference: 6.28 inches (15.95 cm)
• Material: Premium silicone & ABS plastic
• Color: Multicolor blend of red, blue, purple, and black with glitter

How It Works

The Alienoid is more than a toy — it's an alien invasion for your erogenous zones.

• Apply your favorite water-based lubricant generously
• Mount it to any smooth surface using its strong suction cup base
• Pair with a harness for wild extraterrestrial pegging scenes
• Let the grooves and ridges work you into an out-of-body climax

Suction Cup & Strap-On Compatible

Whether you’re solo or partnered, the Alienoid's wide, flanged base supports your fantasies from all angles.

• Hands-Free Fun: Strong suction base sticks to most flat surfaces for solo grinding, squatting, and riding
• Strap-On Ready: Flanged design fits most standard harnesses for pegging and couple’s play
• Stable & Safe: Base prevents over-insertion while allowing creative positions

Post-Mission Aftercare

Clean your alien dildo like a true galactic professional — with love, water, and respect.

• Wash with warm water and mild soap immediately after use
• Rinse and spray with toy cleaner for extra hygiene
• Let it air dry completely before storage
• Store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight or heat

Shipping, Discretion, and Destination

Your new xenomorph dildo ships fast and discreetly from our California fulfillment centers in Huntington Beach and Chatsworth. Plain packaging ensures privacy, while TheDildoHub ensures satisfaction — from the warehouse straight to your wormhole.

Order now from TheDildoHub and make contact with the most seductive alien cock in the galaxy. The 8.8 Inch Alienoid Xenomorph Dildo is the fantasy sex toy for those who crave suction cup power, monster dildo proportions, and a sci-fi storyline you can feel in your core. Get abducted. Get satisfied.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

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Confidential Billing 🧾

For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, debit cards, Google Pay, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.

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Available Discreet Shipping Service 📦

Choose the pace that suits your excitement:

• Discreet Economy Shipping—5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
• Discreet Standard Shipping—3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
• Discreet Priority Shipping—2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.

Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.

Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.

Discreet Delivery Timeframes ⏰

Rest assured, our reliable delivery partners, such as USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are diligently working to ensure your happiness!  Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.

Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.

TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES

Fast Domestic Shipping🏃‍♂️

Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Almost all of our sultry stock arrives at your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipment. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏

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❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.

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