A Closer Look at the 🦄 Unicorn - 5 SIZES | 100% Custom Fantasy Dildo
Forget the fairy tales. The Unicorn dildo is no prancing pony—it’s a fantasy dildo forged in sin, built to destroy your limits and summon something much wetter than magic. Each curve and ridge is a seductive invitation, hand-poured in platinum-cured silicone for fantasy chasers who don’t just dream—they drip. Whether you want it cute and rideable or long, thick, and ruinous, this custom dildo lets you design your own destruction in the size, shape, and color of your wettest hallucinations.
- Sinfully Sculpted: A swollen horn, rippling shaft, and dreamy head that promises the kind of stretch you’ll beg for again and again.
- Custom Chaos: Choose from twisted, marbled, split, or mixed pours—each hand-poured dildo is a unique orgasmic art piece.
- Five Sizes of Fuckery: From mildly mythical to soul-shattering—there’s a Unicorn for every hole and every hunger.
Key Features & Benefits of the Unicorn Fantasy Dildo
This isn’t just a luxury dildo—it’s an unholy relic of pleasure. Designed for the insatiable and the imaginative, it’s a visual feast and a functional beast that doesn’t just fill you—it transforms you.
- Fantasy Meets Function: A monster dildo that looks like it belongs in a gallery and feels like it belongs deep inside you.
- Silky Silicone: Made with non-porous, phthalate-free platinum-cured silicone—squishy where it counts, firm where it matters.
- Harness-Ready: Sizes Small and Medium slide into most O-ring strap-ons for roleplay that gets raw.
- Size Options That Escalate: Go from gentle unicorn nuzzle to full gallop into depravity.
Explore the Unicorn Dildo Sizes
- Small: 6 inches total / 4.8 inches usable × 1.97 inches diameter (15.24 × 12.19 cm, 5 cm width) | Weight: 0.39 lbs (180 g)
- Medium: 8 inches total / 6.4 inches usable × 2.36 inches diameter (20.32 × 16.26 cm, 6 cm width) | Weight: 1.16 lbs (530 g)
- Large: 10 inches total / 8 inches usable × 2.76 inches diameter (25.4 × 20.32 cm, 7 cm width) | Weight: 1.96 lbs (890 g)
- XL: 12 inches total / 9.6 inches usable × 3.15 inches diameter (30.48 × 24.38 cm, 8 cm width) | Weight: 3.04 lbs (1380 g)
- XXL: 15 inches total / 12 inches usable × 3.54 inches diameter (38.1 × 30.48 cm, 9 cm width) | Weight: 4.82 lbs (2190 g)
How the Unicorn Custom Fantasy Dildo Feels
- Velvety and Vicious: The soft-touch surface glides effortlessly—but it still means business.
- Firm, Flexible, Filthy: Enough give to play, enough strength to push limits. And yes, it’s begging to be lubed up.
- Full-Body Euphoria: Bigger sizes offer maximum stretch and deep-rooted pressure for orgasms that last longer than your dignity.
How to Play with the Unicorn Dildo
- Solo Fantasy: Slide in slowly—or don’t. Ride it hard and fast, just like that depraved unicorn in your head told you to.
- Strapon Sorcery: Use Small or Medium in your favorite harness to let your partner feel mythical, monstrous, and magical all at once.
- Mythical Roleplay: Pair it with ears, a tail, and a feral sense of imagination. Whinny optional.
Care & Cleaning for Your Hand-Poured Unicorn Dildo
- Clean It Like You Mean It: Rinse in warm water with mild soap or a designated toy cleaner. Don’t skip this—be nice to your beast.
- Store Smart: Keep it cool, dry, and far from your other silicone sinners.
- Stick to Water-Based: Use only water-based lubes. Silicone lube is a no-no for your silicone unicorn. Don’t ruin a good thing.
Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub
- Plain Packaging: Delivered in unmarked, discreet packaging—because your kink is your business, not your mailman’s.
- Fast U.S. Shipping: 99% of our orders ship straight outta Los Angeles. You want it? We’re already packing it.
- Real People, Dirty Minds: Got a question about which mythical monster will stretch you best? Our support team lives for this.
Summon the Beast at TheDildoHub
The 🦄 Unicorn Custom Fantasy Dildo is here to violate reality and make fantasy your new fetish. Order now, and prepare for magic that stretches your limits and leaves you seeing stars—and maybe unicorns.
Shipping & Satisfaction Policy
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Domestic Shipping (United States)
We offer the following delivery methods:
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
Note: We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Note: We do not offer Next Business Day Delivery, as no carrier can truly guarantee it; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This leads to inconvenience, confusion, and frustration for both parties.
International Shipping
We ship internationally using the following methods:
Method | Transit Time | Typical Services Used |
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Priority | 3–5 Business Days | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited |
Standard | 6–15 Business Days | USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard |
Note: Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.