A Closer Look at the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube 17 oz
Slide into something *uncomfortably* comfortable with Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube. This oversized 17 oz bottle of backdoor bliss is designed for the brave, the bold, and anyone looking to take it a little deeper. Whether you're new to the dark arts of anal exploration or a seasoned back-alley connoisseur, this numbing lubricant with 2% lidocaine makes tight situations a lot more forgiving.
- Powerful Lidocaine Formula: Contains 2% fast-acting lidocaine to lightly numb the area and ease initial discomfort during anal play.
- Silky Liquid Texture: A smooth, long-lasting anal lubricant that reduces friction without gumming up or drying out mid-session.
- Easy to Clean & Non-Staining: This personal lubricant won't destroy your sheets or your dignity. Cleanup is quick, leaving no sticky regrets behind.
Key Features & Benefits of the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube
This is the lube for those moments when your hole whispers “no,” but your heart screams, “put it in anyway.” Say goodbye to flinching and hello to fearless penetration with a formula built for slick, extended sessions.
- Desensitizing Lubricant: With lidocaine as its secret weapon, this formula helps take the edge off—without killing the thrill.
- Generous 17 oz Size: Because a dab won’t do when your fantasies involve fists, toys, or partners with ambitious goals.
- Use-Safe Guidance: If you're going in for penetration, wear a condom to keep the numbing where it belongs. Otherwise, gloves are your best friend.
- Long-Lasting Glide: Excellent for extended sessions without the need to constantly reapply—just lube up and go.
How Big the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube Bottle Is
This is not your dainty bedside bottle—this is the gallon jug of butt dreams:
- Volume: 17 fl oz (502 mL)
How the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube Feels
This lidocaine lubricant gives you that "everything's okay" feeling, even when you're stretching into territory you once called science fiction. The smooth liquid consistency coats thoroughly, giving every movement a glide of sinful ease.
Shipping & Packaging for the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube
TheDildoHub ships this naughty necessity in plain, discreet packaging because your neighbors don't need to know you're planning to reenact the fall of Troy—anally.
- Fast US Shipping: Most orders ship from Los Angeles for a speedy delivery.
- Plain Discreet Packaging: No logos, no shame, just your new favorite bottle of butt potion.
- Customer Support: Questions? Reach out to TheDildoHub anytime—no judgment, only lubrication expertise.
Care, Cleaning & Storage for the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube
- Application Tips: Use condoms or gloves depending on your type of play to avoid unwanted numbness in unintended places.
- Storage: Keep this bad boy in a cool, dry place with the cap tightly closed to maintain its silky magic.
Shop the Relax Desensitizing Anal Lube at TheDildoHub Today
If you're ready to push your limits without screaming like a banshee, grab your 17 ounces of desensitizing lubricant now. It's big. It's bold. It's numbing in all the right ways—and it's waiting to be your new favorite backdoor sidekick.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.