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Folks, Fangorn is a fantasy-creature knot dildo built for slow, pressure-forward play—think a cushy flared crown, rolling spiral ridges, and a pronounced swell that delivers that “earned” full feeling when you take your time.
It’s made from body-safe, non-porous silicone (phthalate-free per the provided details), fully waterproof, and finished with a strong suction base plus harness compatibility—so you can ride it hands-free, strap it in for partner scenes, or keep it in your hand for full control.
Best for:
Quick answer: A waterproof, silicone fantasy-creature knot dildo in three sizes (Small/Medium/Large) with a flared crown tip, spiral ridge texture, a pronounced knot-style swell, and a strong suction cup base; use water-based lube and avoid silicone lube.
| Three sizes | Choose Small, Medium, or Large to match your comfort level and how intense you want the knot moment to feel. |
| Fantasy-creature knot design | Pronounced swell near the base creates a satisfying “full” stretch point—best enjoyed with slow pacing and plenty of lube. |
| Flared crown tip | Rounded, pressure-friendly head with a gentle lip and recessed swirl detail for targeted stimulation without sharp edges. |
| Texture that rolls | Helical wrap ridge + sculpted channels deliver rolling pressure, while smooth rounded nubs add pinpoint sensation as you change angles. |
| Premium silicone | Body-safe, phthalate-free silicone (non-porous) for easier cleaning and a smooth, long-lasting finish. |
| Harness compatible | Sturdy base works with most strap-on harnesses for partnered play and roleplay scenes. |
| Strong suction base | Plants firmly for hands-free play (best on clean, smooth, non-porous surfaces). |
| Waterproof | Fully waterproof for easy cleanup and shower-friendly play (non-powered). |
| Discreet shipping | All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy. |
Size note: Widths are provided as “width/diameter.” To help you size confidently, we’ve included circumference calculations below (circumference ≈ diameter × 3.1416).
Warm up first and use generous water-based lube—knot-style shapes feel best when you go slow. For hands-free play, clean and dry the suction base and your surface, press firmly, and do a quick tug test. Start with shallow strokes using the rounded crown tip, then build depth gradually as your body relaxes. When you approach the knot, pause, add more lube, and let comfort lead; many people enjoy “hovering” at the widest point with tiny, controlled movement rather than pushing through quickly. For strap-on play, secure the base in your harness and keep thrusts slow and intentional—perfect for fantasy roleplay and kink/BDSM scenes.
Fangorn is a choose-your-intensity fantasy-creature classic: a cushy flared crown for a comfortable start, rolling spiral ridges for “slow massage” pressure, rounded nubs for pinpoint stimulation, and a pronounced knot-style swell that delivers a satisfying stretch point when you’re ready. Add a strong suction base and harness compatibility, and you’ve got a toy that works for solo rides, partner scenes, and everything in between.
At TheDildoHub, you’ll get privacy-first fulfillment, helpful support if you want sizing guidance, and a sexy mystery surprise with every order.
All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy. We also use discreet billing so your statement stays privacy-safe, and made-to-order items arrive in a discreet, unmarked brown box for a totally incognito doorstep drop.
Small is the easiest entry point. Medium adds more length and weight for a deeper session. Large is the most intense option with a much bigger knot (3.75 in / 9.5 cm width)—best for experienced users who love a serious stretch moment.
The knot is a pronounced, sculpted swell (a fixed shape). The “expanding” feeling comes from how your body relaxes and accommodates the wider section over time—go slow, use lots of lube, and let comfort lead.
Suction works best on clean, smooth, non-porous surfaces like tile, glass, or sealed countertops. Clean and dry both the base and the surface first, then press down firmly for the best grip.
Use water-based lube for the best glide and easiest cleanup. Avoid silicone lube on silicone toys to help preserve the surface finish.
Yes, with the right pacing. Use lots of lube, warm up first, and never force it—knot-style shapes are advanced. If switching between anal and vaginal/oral play, use a fresh condom barrier or fully clean first.
Add Fangorn Silicone Fantasy Monster Knot Dildo w/ Suction Cup to your cart and enjoy discreet shipping from California, discreet billing, and a sexy mystery gift with every order.
Last Updated: January 2026
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Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
• No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
• Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
• Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2–3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1–2 Day) | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5–10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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