28X Laser Fuck Me Silicone Anal Plug with Remote Control - Small - The Dildo Hub

28X Laser Fuck Me Silicone Anal Plug with Remote Control - Small

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Send a message and extend an invitation with this red, laser light that projects the words Fuck Me. Once you have chosen a vibration pattern, the light flashes in time with the pulsing vibration! Choose from 4 different speeds and 7 different patterns. Use the remote control to change the settings without having to reach back to your derriere.

The tapered end makes the plug easy to insert and the smooth, velvety premium-grade silicone is body safe and feels pleasant upon entry. The flexible neck near the bottom of the flanged base bends so that you can move freely without uncomfortable resistance.

To recharge, simply plug in the USB charger. After use, clean with warm water and soap and let thoroughly dry. Only use with water or oil based lubricants.

Measurements: Overall length: 4.7 inches, Insertable length: 3.8 inches, Diameter at widest point 1.3 inches

Materials: Silicone, ABS plastic

Color: Black, Red light

Key Features:

  • Remote Control Vibration: Choose from 4 speeds and 7 different patterns. Use the remote to control the settings for hands-free fun!
  • Laser Heart: The laser projects the words “Fuck Me” onto any surface the light can reach and pulses in time with the vibration.
  • Premium Silicone: This body safe silicone is velvety smooth and soft to the touch.
  • Tapered with a Flexible Neck: The tapered end makes insertion easier and the flexible neck at the base improves movement and comfort while the toy is inside.
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    Shipping, Billing & Privacy

    Last Updated: January 2026

    Your privacy travels
    with every order.

    From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.

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    Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of these descriptors — this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.

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    What Discreet Shipping Means

    No logos. No hints.
    Just a normal parcel.

    Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you — they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.

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    Plain Packaging

    Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers — no decorative branding of any kind.

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    No Branding

    No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior of your package.

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    Neutral Return Address

    Shows a city and state only — no business name, no indication of the sender's nature.

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    Carrier Barcodes Only

    The only markings on your parcel are your shipping label and carrier tracking information.

    Free Shipping

    Spend $139 or more.
    Ship for free.

    Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.

    $139+ ships free
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    Order Processing

    Same-day fulfillment
    when it matters most.

    Orders placed before the daily cutoff on business days are packed and handed to the carrier the same day — including Rush orders. Orders placed after the cutoff, or on weekends and federal holidays, ship the next business day.

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    Daily Cutoff Time

    1:00 PM Pacific (4:00 PM Eastern) on business days. All tiers — including Rush — ship same day if ordered before this time.

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    Tracking Updates

    Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.

    Shipping Rates

    Flat-rate. No surprises.
    Same price nationwide.

    All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.

    Choose your speed

    Free

    Super Saver

    7–10 Business Days

    Free

    on orders over $139


    Economy

    5–7 Business Days

    $10.95

    Popular

    Express

    4–5 Business Days

    $24.95


    Priority

    3–4 Business Days

    $34.95


    Rush

    1–2 Business Days

    $64.95

    Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery.

    🇺🇸 Domestic Shipping

    United States

    All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes

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    Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
    Super Saver (Free) 7–10 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
    Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
    Express 4–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
    Priority 3–4 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
    Rush 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

    Transit times begin after your order ships. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.

    About our domestic carriers

    We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.

    Services by carrier:

    • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
    • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
    • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
    • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
    Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?

    Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.

    Last-mile delivery partners

    We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas — crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.

    Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

    TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.

    PO Box delivery

    Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.

    Delivery instructions

    You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.

    Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

    No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

    🌍 International Shipping

    Worldwide

    Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more

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    Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
    International Saver+ 10–15 Business Days $34.95 USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
    International Standard 7–12 Business Days $44.95 USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
    International Priority+ 4–6 Business Days $64.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
    International Rush 2–5 Business Days $84.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

    Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.

    International carriers we use

    Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

    • International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
    • International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
    • International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
    • International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express
    Countries we ship to

    We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.

    Full international shipping policy

    For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.

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    Where We Ship From

    Two coasts.
    One standard of care.

    We operate fulfillment centers in California and New Jersey, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.

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    California

    West Coast hub serving the western United States and beyond. Plain packaging, no exceptions.

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    New Jersey

    East Coast hub for faster delivery across the northeastern and southeastern US. Same discreet standards.

    After Your Order Ships

    Track it. Trust it.

    Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.

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    Order Confirmation Email

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    Lost or Missing Packages

    If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.

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    International Customs & Duties

    International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.

    Our Guarantee

    100% Satisfaction.
    Hassle-free.

    For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.

    Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.

    How to request a replacement

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    Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.

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    Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.

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    If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.

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    Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.

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