Send a message and extend an invitation with this red, laser light that projects the words Fuck Me. Once you have chosen a vibration pattern, the light flashes in time with the pulsing vibration! Choose from 4 different speeds and 7 different patterns. Use the remote control to change the settings without having to reach back to your derriere.
The tapered end makes the plug easy to insert and the smooth, velvety premium-grade silicone is body safe and feels pleasant upon entry. The flexible neck near the bottom of the flanged base bends so that you can move freely without uncomfortable resistance.
To recharge, simply plug in the USB charger. After use, clean with warm water and soap and let thoroughly dry. Only use with water or oil based lubricants.
Measurements: Overall length: 4.7 inches, Insertable length: 3.8 inches, Diameter at widest point 1.3 inches
Materials: Silicone, ABS plastic
Color: Black, Red light
Key Features:
Remote Control Vibration: Choose from 4 speeds and 7 different patterns. Use the remote to control the settings for hands-free fun!
Laser Heart: The laser projects the words “Fuck Me” onto any surface the light can reach and pulses in time with the vibration.
Premium Silicone: This body safe silicone is velvety smooth and soft to the touch.
Tapered with a Flexible Neck: The tapered end makes insertion easier and the flexible neck at the base improves movement and comfort while the toy is inside.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Standard Shipping
3–5 Business Days
$24.95
USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express
Priority 3-Day
3 Business Days
$31.95
FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International shipping methods
Method
Transit Time
Typical Services Used
Priority
3–5 Business Days
DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited
Standard
6–15 Business Days
USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.