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Made to order • Handmade in soft Shore 30A platinum-cured silicone • Crafted in 7–12 business days • Ships via FedEx with full tracking
Quick answer: A fantasy dog knot ejaculating dildo in premium silicone with a wide suction cup, harness-ready base, and sculpted balls for grip; delivers a deep-stretch knot “pop” and lifelike 100 ml (3.38 oz) pump release—use generous water-based lube.
Folks, step into a world of divine pleasure with Ares—a 10-inch squirting knot dildo crafted to satisfy your deepest canine-fantasy cravings. Swirled in hypnotic pink and purple marbling, Ares isn’t just a toy; it’s a portal to your wildest scenes. The bulby shaft swells into a pronounced knot for that legendary “pop,” while the sculpted balls add stability, grip, and extra visual realism.
Built from premium, body-safe platinum-cured silicone, Ares balances firmness and flex for safe, sensual stretching in anal or vaginal play. A 100 ml syringe and silicone pump/tubing add glorious, on-command wetness. Ride hands-free on the wide suction cup or clip into a harness for shared fantasy—your stage, your script.
Extra length & knot girth • Realistic squirt • Suction + harness-ready • Balls for grip/control
Larger knot needs warm-up & plenty of lube • Rinse tubing thoroughly after each session
Soft Shore 30A platinum-cured silicone (phthalate- & latex-free)
Bulby • Knot “pop” • Full, heavy stretch • Visual realism
Knot play • Pup play • Roleplay • Stretch lovers
Wide suction cup • Harness compatible • Sculpted balls
| Category | Fantasy squirting knot dildo with suction base & balls (harness compatible) |
|---|---|
| Brand | TDH LLC |
| SKU | TDHN5068-handmade-squirting |
| Design Highlights | Bulby shaft • Pronounced knot “pop” • Sculpted balls for grip/control • Unique pink/purple marbling |
| Squirting System | 100 ml syringe injector + silicone pump/tubing for controlled, lifelike release |
| Harness Fit | Fits most O-ring harnesses; recommended O-ring ≥ 2.5 in (6.4 cm) |
| Suction Cup | Wide, sturdy base for hands-free play |
| Tubing & Nozzle | Silicone tubing ~3 ft (0.9 m) for easy routing; slim nozzle fits toy port |
| Billing & Packaging | Privacy-first billing • Plain, unmarked box for total discretion |
| Total Length | 10.35 in / 26.3 cm |
|---|---|
| Insertable Length | 8.11 in / 20.6 cm |
| Tip | Width 1.34 in (3.4 cm) • Circ. 4.21 in (10.7 cm) |
| Shaft | Width 1.77 in (4.5 cm) • Circ. 5.56 in (14.1 cm) |
| Knot | Width 2.91 in (7.4 cm) • Circ. 9.13 in (23.2 cm) |
| Weight | 1.49 lb / 0.677 kg |
Widths shown with calculated circumferences for fit clarity.
Short answer: Ares is built for that big-knot stretch, heavy fullness, and gloriously wet finish. Fill the syringe with warm water or a cum-style lube, connect the pump/tube, and squeeze to release. Use plenty of water-based lube for comfort and glide. Silicone warms to your body and offers forgiving flex for longer scenes.
Safety note: Not for anal inflation/enema use. Don’t pressure-seal the tubing. Inspect components before each session.
Discreet billing & packaging. Defect-only replacements per store policy.
Its larger knot and length are best for intermediate to advanced players. Warm up gradually and use generous lube.
Yes—crafted from platinum-cured, non-porous silicone. Pair with water-based lube for the best glide.
Absolutely. The included 100 ml syringe and silicone pump/tube deliver controlled, realistic release.
Yes—the flared base fits most O-ring harnesses (we recommend O-rings ≥ 2.5 in / 6.4 cm).
Flush with warm soapy water, then plain water. Pump air to clear droplets and air-dry fully before storage.
TheDildoHub brings you Ares—the perfect fusion of art, fantasy, and function. We ship discreetly from California with private billing and fast FedEx tracking across the United States, plus Canadian and international shipping. Add Ares to your cart and conquer your cravings—every order includes a sexy gift.
Reviewed by: John Summerfield, Customer Experience Manager — TheDildoHub • Updated: October 10, 2025
Last Updated: January 2026
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Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
• No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
• Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
• Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2–3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1–2 Day) | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5–10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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