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Made to order • Handmade in soft Shore 30A platinum-cured silicone • Crafted in 7–12 business days • Ships via FedEx with full tracking
Quick answer: A thick, harness-ready silicone squirting dildo with a wide suction cup and a 100 ml pump for on-demand release; use generous water-based lube for the best glide.
Folks, if you’re craving that irresistible combo of stretch, realism, and spectacle, the Argos Silicone Squirting Dildo is your new fantasy lead. Sculpted in premium, platinum-cured silicone with a mesmerizing marbling of pink and purple, Argos pairs a bulby, squeezable shaft with a 100 ml (3.38 oz) syringe + silicone pump for wet-and-wild play on command. Yes, it really squirts — and yes, it stays body-safe when cleaned properly and used with water-based lube.
Dial up solo scenes or tag-team with a partner: the wide suction cup anchors to smooth surfaces for hands-free rides, while harness compatibility opens the door to strap-on play and shared fantasies. Its balanced firmness delivers comfort, pressure, and delicious fullness so you can explore deeper sensations at your own pace.
Realistic squirt • Thick stretch • Suction + harness • Soft platinum silicone
Bulb girth needs ample lube • Clean tubing thoroughly between uses
Soft Shore 30A platinum-cured silicone
Plump • Stretchy • Realistic squirt
Stretch lovers • Roleplay • Couples
Suction cup • Harness compatible
| Category | Silicone squirting dildo with suction cup (harness compatible) |
|---|---|
| Brand | TDH LLC |
| SKU | TDHN5093-handmade-squirting |
| Design Highlights | Bulby shaft for stretch • On-demand squirting • Marbled pink & purple finish |
| Squirting System | 100 ml syringe injector + silicone pump for controlled, realistic release |
| Harness Fit | Fits most O-rings ≥ 2.5 in (6.4 cm) |
| Suction Cup | Wide base, approx. diameter 3.0 in (7.6 cm) |
| Tubing & Nozzle | Included silicone tubing ~3 ft (0.9 m); slim nozzle for easy insertion into the toy port |
| Crafting | Made-to-order in 7–12 business days • Full FedEx tracking upon dispatch |
| Packaging | Super-discreet packaging inside a plain, unmarked box |
| Total Length | 7.28 in / 18.5 cm |
|---|---|
| Insertable Length | 6.02 in / 15.3 cm |
| Tip | Width 1.02 in (2.6 cm) • Circ. 3.20 in (8.1 cm) |
| Bulb | Width 2.36 in (6 cm) • Circ. 7.41 in (18.8 cm) |
| Shaft | Width 2.17 in (5.5 cm) • Circ. 6.82 in (17.3 cm) |
| Weight | 1.30 lbs / 0.588 kg |
Widths shown with calculated circumferences for fit clarity.
Short answer: it’s thick where it counts and gloriously messy when you want it. Fill the syringe with your chosen liquid, connect to the pump, and squeeze to release. Use plenty of water-based lube for comfort and glide. Compared with glass or steel, silicone runs warmer and offers forgiving flex for longer sessions.
Safety note: Not for anal inflation/enema use. Do not pressure-seal the tubing. Inspect components before each use.
Discrete billing & packaging. Defect-only replacements per store policy.
Yes. Each piece is handmade in soft Shore 30A platinum-cured silicone. Crafting takes 7–12 business days before FedEx pickup and tracking.
Yes — the included 100 ml syringe and silicone pump let you control volume and timing for realistic release.
Yes — platinum-cured, non-porous, phthalate-free silicone. Clean all components thoroughly between uses.
Both. The wide suction cup sticks to smooth surfaces, and the base fits most strap-on harnesses (fits O-rings ≥ 2.5 in / 6.4 cm).
Use water-based lubricants for smooth glide and long-term material health. Avoid silicone lubricants.
Flush with warm soapy water, then plain water. Pump air through to clear droplets and air-dry fully before storage.
TheDildoHub keeps it easy: handcrafted quality, discreet billing, and super-discreet packaging. After crafting, we ship with full FedEx tracking for fast delivery across the United States, plus Canadian and international shipping. Add Argos to your cart and turn fantasy into a gloriously real, gloriously wet reality — with a sexy gift in every order.
Reviewed by: John Summerfield, Customer Experience Manager — TheDildoHub • Updated: October 10, 2025
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
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