Launch Into Pleasure — Astro Thrusting Alien Fantasy Dildo
They said we weren’t ready for contact, and frankly, after seeing the Astro 8.7 Inch Thrusting & Vibrating Fantasy Dildo, they were probably right. Shaped like a spacefaring alien’s face (yes, really), this blue-hued fantasy rod features giant eyes at the base and a textured, slightly curved shaft designed for *ride-ready bliss*. Tapered for easy entry, the shaft is loaded with ridges, scales, veins, and grooves — basically everything your human body didn’t know it needed. This alien sex toy offers 3 thrusting speeds and 3 speeds + 6 patterns of vibration, controllable by remote up to 26 feet away. With a powerful suction cup and harness-ready base, this otherworldly explorer is ready for solo missions or partnered exploration. Rechargeable, IPX6 waterproof, and made of silky smooth silicone — Astro is here to probe… respectfully.
Tech & Texture — Astro Thrusting Fantasy Dildo
Design | Alien face-inspired shaft with tapered tip, textures, and curved body |
Motion | 3 auto-thrusting speeds, 3 vibration speeds, and 6 vibration patterns |
Base | Sturdy suction cup, harness compatible for partnered play |
Material | Premium body-safe silicone, phthalate-free ABS plastic |
Waterproof Rating | IPX6 — safe for shower use, not submersible |
Best For | Fantasy lovers, sci-fi kinks, remote-controlled thrusting, solo or couples play |
Specs & Stats — Astro 8.7 Inch Alien Dildo
- Overall Length: 8.7 in / 22.1 cm — 9.3 in / 23.6 cm fully extended
- Insertable Length: 6.5 in / 16.5 cm — 7.1 in / 18 cm fully extended
- Thrust Length: 0.6 in / 1.5 cm
- Diameter(s): 1.4 in (3.6 cm) narrowest, 1.9 in (4.8 cm) widest — ~4.4 to 6 in circumference
- Weight: 1.91 lb / 0.87 kg
- Materials: Silicone, ABS plastic
- Power: USB rechargeable (cord included), remote uses 1x CR2032 battery (included)
- Colors: Blue, black, purple
Phone Home & Get Off — Astro Thrusting Alien Dildo
Take your next pleasure mission to the stars with the Astro 8.7 Inch Thrusting & Vibrating Fantasy Dildo. Shop now at TheDildoHub for discreet shipping, boring billing, and bonus goodies in every cosmic care package. Whether you're boldly going alone or inviting a co-pilot, Astro is ready to abduct your senses and deliver full-throttle ecstasy.
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Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
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Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.