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| SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
|---|---|
| Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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| Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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