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Ready to revamp your sexual experiences with a thrilling twist? Say hello to the Bang-A-Hole Fucking Kit! 🎉 This kit is an automatic sex machine that brings a whole new level of pleasure and excitement to your intimate moments.

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1. Unparalleled Thrust Power: This incredible sex machine doesn't just bang, it roars with thrusting power that can be precisely controlled with the pressure put on the trigger. Go from slow and steady to wild and intense in a heartbeat!
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Note: Please remember to always practice safe, sane, and consensual sex. This product is intended for use among consenting adults.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

📦 Welcome to our mystery box service! At TheDildoHub.com, we are committed to maintaining your privacy. Your items will be delivered in plain, unmarked boxes and envelopes, ensuring a discreet and confidential experience.

Confidential Billing 🧾

For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, debit cards, Google Pay, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.

PayPal statements will show BR LTD.

Available Discreet Shipping Service 📦

Choose the pace that suits your excitement:

• Discreet Economy Shipping—5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
• Discreet Standard Shipping—3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
• Discreet Priority Shipping—2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.

Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.

Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.

Discreet Delivery Timeframes ⏰

Rest assured, our reliable delivery partners, such as USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are diligently working to ensure your happiness!  Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.

Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.

TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES

SHIPPING METHOD—CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES	TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)
Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)	Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Economy​ Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)	Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)	Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)	Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.

Fast Domestic Shipping🏃‍♂️

Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Almost all of our sultry stock arrives at your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipment. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏

Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations

❗ Eyeing our unique, artisanal pieces? Dive into the product descriptions to learn about our made-to-order delights from global creators, including jaw-dropping, hand-crafted fantasy dildos. Remember, each exquisite piece has its own delivery timeline.

Discreet Domestic Delivery 🇺🇸

From the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California—and everywhere in between, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Marshall Islands, and all U.S. territories—TheDildoHub.com delivers delight to your doorstep.

We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.

❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.

At TheDildoHub.com, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure!

For more info, please refer to our full Shipping, Refund, and International Shipping policies.