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Folks, the sea has given up its darkest treasure. The Beastly Tapered 8.25 Inch Silicone Fantasy Dildo slithers up from the depths, its tentacle-like shaft covered in bumps and ridges that grind against your walls with every thrust. The fat, tapering design stretches you wider the deeper you go — from soft, rounded tip to monstrous base.
Cast in metallic silver and black silicone, this creature cock is as beautiful as it is brutal. Strap it into a harness and deliver devastating thrusts, or slam its wide suction cup base onto a surface for hands-free, beastly fucking. Made of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it’s smooth, squishy, and begging to drag you under.
| Design | Tapered, tentacle-inspired shaft with bumpy texture and soft rounded head |
| Texture | Nubs and ridges for extra stimulation along the shaft |
| Base | Wide suction cup; strap-on harness compatible |
| Material | Premium silicone — body-safe, phthalate-free |
| Fantasy Use | Sea monster roleplay, Cthulhu kink, sewer-creature cosplay |
| Lube Compatibility | Use only with water-based lubricants |
The Beastly Tapered 8.25 Inch Silicone Fantasy Dildo is a cephalopod cock born to stretch, ripple, and devour. Tentacle ridges, monstrous girth, and suction-cup stability mean this beast won’t let go once it has you. Order yours today from The Dildo Hub — discreet shipping, discreet billing, and a naughty little bonus in every box.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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