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The sea has secrets, and now one of them vibrates. Meet the Cocktopus: an 8.2 inch silicone kraken dildo with a massive 2-inch head that expands to 3 inches near the base, sculpted tentacle textures, and a shape built to push you past your limits. Glowing in eerie blue and purple after a UV charge, this beast lights up your darkest depths like an underwater rave.
But the real monster here? Powerful vibration. With 3 speeds and 7 unique patterns, all controlled from up to 26 feet away with a sleek remote, the Cocktopus tentacle dildo delivers wave after wave of stimulation. The wide suction cup base sticks firmly for hands-free play, while its harness compatibility invites adventurous roleplay, granted your partner's not afraid of vibrating krakens swirling their way into your lusty holes. Waterproof, rechargeable, and relentlessly textured, this kraken wants nothing less than total surrender.
| Design | Large rounded head, widening shaft with tentacle textures, glow-in-the-dark finish |
| Vibration | 3 speeds + 7 patterns, controlled via remote (CR2032 battery included) |
| Material | Premium silicone body with ABS plastic components, body-safe and phthalate-free |
| Colors | Clear white in light, glowing blue and purple in the dark |
| Base | Wide suction cup; harness compatible |
| Waterproof Rating | IPX7 — submersible up to 30 minutes |
| Power | Rechargeable via USB cable (included) |
The Cocktopus 8.2 Inch Vibrating Kraken Dildo is not just a fantasy sex toy but an abduction into the dark abyss of vibrating pleasure. With its glowing body, remote-controlled vibrations, and monstrous girth, this beast dildo drags you into the deep and doesn’t let go. Available now at The Dildo Hub with discreet shipping, discreet billing, and zero Coast Guard involvement.
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
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