Product Description
Unleash your darkest desires with the 9 Inch Count Cockula | Monster Dildo - Fantasy Dildo, a spine-chilling Dracula dildo that brings your fantasies to life. Crafted for those who crave the thrill of the unknown, this terrifyingly sexy monster dildo features a grooved head resembling a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and a veiny shaft that promises sensational stimulation. With bat wings folded along the length of the shaft and spikes at the base, Count Cockula delivers a uniquely wicked experience that will drive you wild.
Designed for Spine-Chilling Pleasure
The Count Cockula isn’t just any fantasy dildo; it’s an immersive pleasure tool that will take your play to new, dark heights. The pronounced textures, from the grooved brain-like head to the veiny shaft and spiked bat wings, create an otherworldly tactile experience that will leave you breathless. The strong suction cup base provides hands-free fun on any flat surface, making it perfect for solo sessions, while the harness compatibility allows for thrilling strapon or pegging adventures.
Product Dimensions
- Overall Length: 9 inches | 22.9 cm
- Insertable Length: 8 inches | 20.3 cm
- Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1.6 inches | 4.1 cm
- Widest Insertable Diameter: 2.1 inches | 5.3 cm
Product Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This Dracula-themed silicone dildo features a grooved brain head, textured bulge, veiny shaft, and spiked bat wings, making it an exhilarating addition to your collection.
- Strong Suction Cup: Enjoy hands-free play with the powerful suction cup base that sticks to any flat surface, allowing you to explore your fantasies without limitations.
- Harness Compatible: The flanged base fits comfortably with most harnesses, perfect for strapon and pegging play that takes your role-playing to the next level.
- Premium Silicone: Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, this textured dildo is soft and squishy on the outside yet firm inside, providing a realistic and satisfying feel.
Easy Care and Maintenance
Maintaining your Count Cockula is simple. After each use, wash it with warm water and mild soap, rinse thoroughly, and spray with a toy cleaner. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry place. To ensure the best experience and protect the quality of your silicone dildo, always use water-based lubricants.
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed
- Discreet Packaging: Your Count Cockula will arrive in plain, unmarked packaging to keep your secrets safe.
- Discreet Billing: Purchases from TheDildoHub.com will appear as TDH-BR on your statement for complete discretion.
- Quality Craftsmanship: Each dildo is meticulously crafted and inspected to ensure the highest standards of pleasure and durability.
Take the plunge into the unknown with the 9 Inch Count Cockula | Monster Dildo - Fantasy Dildo. Whether you’re flying solo or exploring with a partner, this suction cup dildo will sink its teeth into your fantasies and never let go. Order now and let the Count take you on a thrilling ride into the night!
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Choose the pace the suits your excitement:
- Discreet Economy Shipping - 5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
- Discreet Standard Shipping - 3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
- Discreet Priority Shipping - 2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.
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TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
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Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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