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The night is long… and so is Count Cockula. Rise from your coffin and prepare to be staked by this Dracula-themed fantasy dildo with twisted features and depraved detailing. From the brainy, grooved head to the pronounced corona bulge, veiny shaft, and folded bat wings curling along the length, every inch of this beast was made to corrupt your innocence. At the base? Spikes. Because why not. The suction cup lets you mount this creature of the night on any flat surface, while the harness-compatible base makes it perfect for strap-on or pegging play. Whether you're thirsting for blood or just down bad for Gothic girth, this premium silicone monster is here to leave you breathless... and begging for dawn.
| Fantasy Theme | Vampire dong with brainy head, textured ridges, veiny shaft, and demonic wing detailing |
| Structure & Sensation | Soft exterior, firm core; heavy textures for intense internal stimulation |
| Base Type | Strong suction-cup for hands-free fun; harness-compatible for pegging & strapon play |
| Material | Luxurious, phthalate-free premium silicone |
| Design Details | Bat wings, spikes, and an aggressively sensual Gothic aesthetic |
| Perfect For | Monster lovers, Halloween hornballs, vampire kinksters, bat-wing fetishists (?) |
Use water-based lube generously (this count doesn’t bite — unless you want him to). Suction him to your favorite flat surface and ride till sunrise, or strap him in and offer your holes to the night. The brainy head, bat wing veins, and brutal girth ensure a slow, satisfying possession. When you're done getting drained, wash with warm water and toy-safe soap, dry him off, and store in a cool, shadowy place. Just... maybe don’t invite him in without consent.
The Cockula 9 Inch Silicone Fantasy Dildo is here to haunt your holes and seduce your darkest fantasies. Get yours now from TheDildoHub with discreet shipping, confidential packaging, and absolutely zero garlic. Whether you're moaning in a castle or just living your Gothic slut era, this toy is ready to penetrate your very soul.
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
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