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Terrifying, tantalizing, and thick as hell — the Demogorgon has emerged from the shadows of the Upside Down with one goal: to destroy your sense of reality... through pleasure. This 8.9 inch monster dildo features a fearsome flared head with lip-like petals that curl outward, looking equal parts terrifying and tempting. The back of the head is studded with bumpy textures to drag against sensitive spots, while the strong, curved shaft is lined with muscular ridges that mean serious business.
Colored in a twisted blend of red, white, blue, black, and silver, this nightmare dong looks like it escaped from an experimental lab and straight into your collection. It’s made from phthalate-free, body-safe silicone with a firm core and soft, silky exterior — durable enough for intense sessions but gentle enough to make your body weep in gratitude.
Stick the wide suction cup base to any flat surface for hands-free horror, or strap it into your favorite harness and become the vessel for chaos. This is no ordinary xenomorph dildo. This is a *summoning*.
| Design | Flared, petaled head with front-facing lips and bumpy textures; curved, ridged shaft |
| Material | Premium, body-safe silicone with firm core and soft finish |
| Base | Flared suction cup for hands-free mounting; harness-compatible |
| Color | Multicolor — red, white, blue, black, silver |
| Ideal For | Monster roleplay, size lovers, sci-fi cosplay, Upside Down fans |
| Lube Compatibility | Use with water-based lubricants only |
The Demogorgon 8.9 Inch Silicone Monster Dildo is here to flip your world upside down — and inside out. Whether you’re chasing horror-fantasy thrills, satisfying your inner beast, or just love a monstrous stretch, this monster dildo delivers hole-wrecking chaos in every inch. Available now from TheDildoHub with discreet shipping, discreet billing, and absolutely no portal residue. Probably.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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