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Life… finds a way. And sometimes that way is a 10-inch dinosaur dildo with a veiny shaft, thick legs, dangling balls, and a tail for balance. The Jurassic Cock is equal parts gag gift and glorious fantasy dong, ready to make you laugh, scream, or both. Its iridescent blue-green body is sculpted with dino detail, from its curved, realistic cock-head to its big monster thighs and swinging balls. Use it as deviant desk décor, a gag-worthy party present, or just bend over and let this dickosaurus rex live out your Jurassic-sized cravings. Premium silicone, firm yet flexible, and absolutely body-safe — because nothing should go extinct in your toy box.
| Theme | Fantasy dildo shaped like a dinosaur with a cock-shaped torso |
| Design Features | Curved shaft, realistic cock-head, big legs, long tail, dangling balls |
| Material | Premium, body-safe, phthalate-free silicone |
| Play Style | Use as a novelty gag gift, a kinky decoration, or an actual ride |
| Colors | Iridescent green and blue — straight out of the Triassic temptation palette |
| Perfect For | Monster lovers, size queens, gag-gift pranksters, and deviant collectors |
Lube up with water-based lubricant (unless you want a prehistoric-level disaster), and let the Jurassic dildo stomp its way inside. Stand it on its thick legs and tail for display, suction it against a chair or bench, or strap it into a harness and go full dino-rider mode. Whether you’re laughing at its absurdity or moaning at its girth, this gag-gift-meets-monster-toy always delivers. After play, wash with warm water and toy-safe soap, then return it to its fossil bed (or office shelf, if you’re really bold).
The Jurassic Cock 10 Inch Silicone Dinosaur Dildo isn’t just a toy — it’s evolutionary chaos. Order today from TheDildoHub for discreet shipping, low-key packaging, and the knowledge that you’ve officially out-weirded your friends. Whether it’s party laughs or prehistoric penetration, this dickosaurus is ready to make history.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
