Add a bit of delightful decadence to any message with our range of Hemp Seed Edible Massage Oils. With a professional slip that sits and absorbs smoothly, this massage oil is ideal for a back rub with a bit of flirtatious flavor.
Edible Massage Oil is pure enough to eat and has a great taste to prove it. It uses a 100% natural blend of skin oils (including Hemp, Almond, Grape Seed, Apricot, and Vitamin E) to provide a slick, professional glide, while slowly absorbing to moisturize and condition your skin, without any greasy residue. Its spa-quality is brought straight to your bedroom with subtle flavorings that add a hint of playfulness to any setting. Your newly smooth and supple skin (and partner) will thank you.
Provides slick, professional glide ideal for massages
Absorbs into the skin for deep moisturization
High-quality, non-greasy formula
Safe for tasting and licking off the skin
Ingredient List: Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil, Prunus Prunus Armeniaca Kernel Oil, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima Oil, Sesamum Indicum Seed Oil, Flavor, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Oil, Tocopherol
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Secret-as-a-Whisper Billing 🧾
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Delivery Timeframes ⏰
👐 Hold onto your hats, our delivery partners at USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac are working their magic! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items. But remember, good things come to those who wait - processing times aren't included in the delivery times.
TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
|SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES||TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)|
|Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
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📈 Can't wait to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! 99% of our sultry stock usually sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days once shipped. Now that's service with a sexy smile! 😏
Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations 🌟
❗ Got your eye on one of our unique, artisanal pieces? Check the product description - our made-to-order delights from international creators and the jaw-dropping, hand-made fantasy dildos of Bad Wolf®, The Beast Asylum®, FantasyDildos®, PlayingWithPleasure® have their own exciting delivery journeys.
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❗ Keep in mind, orders shipping to non-continental United States might need a little extra time to make their journey.
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