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Add a bit of delightful decadence to any message with our range of Hemp Seed Edible Massage Oils. With a professional slip that sits and absorbs smoothly, this massage oil is ideal for a back rub with a bit of flirtatious flavor.
Edible Massage Oil is pure enough to eat and has a great taste to prove it. It uses a 100% natural blend of skin oils (including Hemp, Almond, Grape Seed, Apricot, and Vitamin E) to provide a slick, professional glide, while slowly absorbing to moisturize and condition your skin, without any greasy residue. Its spa-quality is brought straight to your bedroom with subtle flavorings that add a hint of playfulness to any setting. Your newly smooth and supple skin (and partner) will thank you.
Provides slick, professional glide ideal for massages
Absorbs into the skin for deep moisturization
High-quality, non-greasy formula
Safe for tasting and licking off the skin
Ingredient List: Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil, Prunus Prunus Armeniaca Kernel Oil, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima Oil, Sesamum Indicum Seed Oil, Flavor, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Oil, Tocopherol
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
| Method | Transit Time | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|
| Priority | 3–5 Business Days | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited |
| Standard | 6–15 Business Days | USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard |
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
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