The Explicit Text Dildo SLUT & BITCH & FUCK

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Water-based lubeSafe on silicone

Silicone lubeCan damage the toy

How big is it?

The drawing shows the type of toy, not this exact product. Measurements are the maker's and can vary slightly.

Care and tips for this toy

Silicone

Clean

1Rinse with warm, not hot, water soon after use.
2Wash with mild unscented soap or toy cleaner. Use a soft brush on ridges and textures.
3Rinse until it no longer feels slippery. Soap residue irritates.

Dry and store

1Pat dry with a lint-free cloth, then let it air-dry fully.
2Keep it in its own breathable fabric pouch, not touching other toys.
3Store cool and dry, out of direct sunlight.

Avoid

Silicone lube. It can leave the surface tacky. Use water-based.
Dish soap and scented or harsh antibacterial soaps.
Sealed plastic bags and humid bathrooms.

For a strong suction hold

Use a smooth, non-porous surface such as glass, a mirror or glossy tile. Clean and dry it, press out the air, then tug to test. It holds better after a shower than during one.

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Product Overview

Folks, get ready for a bold and thrilling addition to your collection with The Explicit Text Dildo! This premium, body-safe silicone dildo is crafted for those who love a little attitude in their intimate play. Boasting a near-perfect length of 7.3 inches (18.5 cm) and a satisfying girth with a diameter of 1.8 inches (4.6 cm) — equivalent to a 5.65-inch (14.4 cm) circumference — this piece offers just the right thickness for an incredibly filling experience. The textured, ribbed design intensifies every stroke, adding a delicious dimension to every thrust.

This dildo’s wide suction cup base makes it perfect for hands-free adventures on any smooth surface, while its harness compatibility means you can gear up for strap-on sessions as bold as you are. With an explicit label boldly declaring words like "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK" along the shaft, this dildo brings a unique psychological edge to roleplay, turning your fantasies into powerful, unforgettable moments.

Key Features

Premium Silicone: Made out of high-quality, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
Nice and Thick: This dildo is almost 2 inches in diameter and nearly 7 inches long, offering a satisfyingly full sensation.
Ribbed Texture: Enjoy the extra pleasure and stimulation from the ridges along the shaft.
Harness Compatible with Suction Cup Base: Use it with most strap-on harnesses or ride it hands-free on any flat surface with the sturdy suction cup.
Explicit Text Label: Add an extra layer of intensity with bold text along the shaft, perfect for taking your play up a notch!

Measurements, Materials, and Colors

Overall Length: 7.3 inches (18.5 cm)
Insertable Length: 6.8 inches (17.3 cm)
Widest Diameter: 1.8 inches (4.6 cm), Circumference: 5.65 inches (14.4 cm)
Materials: Premium silicone
Color Options: Red, black, and white, available with labels "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK"

Why You’ll Love the Explicit Text Dildo

Complete your collection with a statement piece that combines thrilling textures, explicit labels, and quality craftsmanship. Perfect for solo or shared play, The Explicit Text Dildo is designed to elevate every experience, bringing you intense satisfaction in every way. Plus, enjoy discreet shipping from sunny California, discreet billing, and a sexy little gift with each order. Make this bold addition to your collection and let it redefine your pleasure sessions!

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