Product Overview

Folks, get ready for a bold and thrilling addition to your collection with The Explicit Text Dildo! This premium, body-safe silicone dildo is crafted for those who love a little attitude in their intimate play. Boasting a near-perfect length of 7.3 inches (18.5 cm) and a satisfying girth with a diameter of 1.8 inches (4.6 cm) — equivalent to a 5.65-inch (14.4 cm) circumference — this piece offers just the right thickness for an incredibly filling experience. The textured, ribbed design intensifies every stroke, adding a delicious dimension to every thrust.

This dildo’s wide suction cup base makes it perfect for hands-free adventures on any smooth surface, while its harness compatibility means you can gear up for strap-on sessions as bold as you are. With an explicit label boldly declaring words like "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK" along the shaft, this dildo brings a unique psychological edge to roleplay, turning your fantasies into powerful, unforgettable moments.

Key Features

• Premium Silicone: Made out of high-quality, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
• Nice and Thick: This dildo is almost 2 inches in diameter and nearly 7 inches long, offering a satisfyingly full sensation.
• Ribbed Texture: Enjoy the extra pleasure and stimulation from the ridges along the shaft.
• Harness Compatible with Suction Cup Base: Use it with most strap-on harnesses or ride it hands-free on any flat surface with the sturdy suction cup.
• Explicit Text Label: Add an extra layer of intensity with bold text along the shaft, perfect for taking your play up a notch!

Measurements, Materials, and Colors

• Overall Length: 7.3 inches (18.5 cm)
• Insertable Length: 6.8 inches (17.3 cm)
• Widest Diameter: 1.8 inches (4.6 cm), Circumference: 5.65 inches (14.4 cm)
• Materials: Premium silicone
• Color Options: Red, black, and white, available with labels "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK"

Why You’ll Love the Explicit Text Dildo

Complete your collection with a statement piece that combines thrilling textures, explicit labels, and quality craftsmanship. Perfect for solo or shared play, The Explicit Text Dildo is designed to elevate every experience, bringing you intense satisfaction in every way. Plus, enjoy discreet shipping from sunny California, discreet billing, and a sexy little gift with each order. Make this bold addition to your collection and let it redefine your pleasure sessions!

Discreet Shipping & Billing

📦 Welcome to our mystery box service! At TheDildoHub.com, we are committed to maintaining your privacy. Your items will be delivered in plain, unmarked boxes and envelopes, ensuring a discreet and confidential experience.

Confidential Billing 🧾

For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.

Available Discreet Shipping Service 📦

Choose the pace the suits your excitement:

• Discreet Economy Shipping - 5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
• Discreet Standard Shipping - 3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
• Discreet Priority Shipping - 2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.

Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.

Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses in throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.

Discreet Delivery Timeframes ⏰

Hold onto your hats—our trusted delivery partners, including USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are working their magic to bring you joy! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.

TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES

Fast Domestic Shipping🏃‍♂️

Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Nearly all our sultry stock sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipping. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏

Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations

❗ Eyeing our unique, artisanal pieces? Dive into the product descriptions to learn about our made-to-order delights from global creators, including jaw-dropping, hand-crafted fantasy dildos. Remember, each exquisite piece has its own delivery timeline.

Discreet Domestic Delivery 🇺🇸

From the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California—and everywhere in between including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Marshall Islands and all U.S. territories—TheDildoHub.com delivers delight to your doorstep.

We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.

❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.

At TheDildoHub.com, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure!

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