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Folks, get ready for a bold and thrilling addition to your collection with The Explicit Text Dildo! This premium, body-safe silicone dildo is crafted for those who love a little attitude in their intimate play. Boasting a near-perfect length of 7.3 inches (18.5 cm) and a satisfying girth with a diameter of 1.8 inches (4.6 cm) — equivalent to a 5.65-inch (14.4 cm) circumference — this piece offers just the right thickness for an incredibly filling experience. The textured, ribbed design intensifies every stroke, adding a delicious dimension to every thrust.
This dildo’s wide suction cup base makes it perfect for hands-free adventures on any smooth surface, while its harness compatibility means you can gear up for strap-on sessions as bold as you are. With an explicit label boldly declaring words like "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK" along the shaft, this dildo brings a unique psychological edge to roleplay, turning your fantasies into powerful, unforgettable moments.
Complete your collection with a statement piece that combines thrilling textures, explicit labels, and quality craftsmanship. Perfect for solo or shared play, The Explicit Text Dildo is designed to elevate every experience, bringing you intense satisfaction in every way. Plus, enjoy discreet shipping from sunny California, discreet billing, and a sexy little gift with each order. Make this bold addition to your collection and let it redefine your pleasure sessions!
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Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.
Rest assured, our reliable delivery partners, such as USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are diligently working to ensure your happiness! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.
Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.
| SHIPPING METHOD—CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
|---|---|
| Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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