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Folks, get ready for a bold and thrilling addition to your collection with The Explicit Text Dildo! This premium, body-safe silicone dildo is crafted for those who love a little attitude in their intimate play. Boasting a near-perfect length of 7.3 inches (18.5 cm) and a satisfying girth with a diameter of 1.8 inches (4.6 cm) — equivalent to a 5.65-inch (14.4 cm) circumference — this piece offers just the right thickness for an incredibly filling experience. The textured, ribbed design intensifies every stroke, adding a delicious dimension to every thrust.
This dildo’s wide suction cup base makes it perfect for hands-free adventures on any smooth surface, while its harness compatibility means you can gear up for strap-on sessions as bold as you are. With an explicit label boldly declaring words like "BITCH," "SLUT," or "FUCK" along the shaft, this dildo brings a unique psychological edge to roleplay, turning your fantasies into powerful, unforgettable moments.
Complete your collection with a statement piece that combines thrilling textures, explicit labels, and quality craftsmanship. Perfect for solo or shared play, The Explicit Text Dildo is designed to elevate every experience, bringing you intense satisfaction in every way. Plus, enjoy discreet shipping from sunny California, discreet billing, and a sexy little gift with each order. Make this bold addition to your collection and let it redefine your pleasure sessions!
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
