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Welcome to the **advanced level**. The XL Centaur is not here for subtlety. This 13.6 inch beast of a dildo is designed for those who have already made peace with their pelvic floor and want to be completely, gloriously conquered. With a smooth, flared head, a thick corona, a long ribbed shaft, and a colorway straight from a mythic dream (or nightmare), this peach-and-black monolith is ready to destroy your expectations — and possibly your weekend plans.
At over three freakin' pounds, this is not simply any horse cock dildo. This is a test of character. The extra-girthy shaft offers deep-stretch pleasure, while the ridges add wave after wave of internal stimulation. Made with phthalate-free, premium silicone, it features a firm inner core with a soft, body-loving finish.
With a wide suction cup base for hands-free rides (or heavy-duty bathroom tile bravery) and harness compatibility for pegging conquests, the XL Centaur is more than a toy. It’s an experience. It’s a lifestyle. It’s the *final boss* of horse dildos.
| Build | Long, thick shaft with smooth flared head, thick corona, and textured ribbing |
| Material | Premium silicone — body-safe, phthalate-free, soft-touch outer with firm core |
| Base | Massive suction cup base; harness compatible |
| Color Scheme | Peach shaft with black detailing — mythical and vaguely threatening |
| Best Use | Extreme size play, centaur fantasy roleplay, long-term therapy follow-up |
| Lube Compatibility | Water-based lubricants only (you’ll need a *lot*) |
If you’re ready to take your fantasy to the edge of anatomical reason — and then keep going — the XL Centaur 13.6 Inch Silicone Horse Dildo is here to remind you that size *absolutely* matters. Available now from TheDildoHub, with discreet shipping and a note in the box that simply says: “Good luck.”
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| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
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| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
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