Probing from Beyond — Alien Invader 8 Inch Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo
First contact just got a whole lot more intimate. The Alien Invader is an 8 inch glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo modeled after an extraterrestrial nightmare — and built to make your darkest fantasies come true. With a tapered, pointed tip for smooth entry and a shaft covered in bumps, ridges, and alien whorls, this cosmic beast stretches and stimulates like nothing from Earth.
Its shimmering shaft blends pink, purple, orange, and blue hues, scattered with glitter that looks like starlight across the void. In the dark, it glows — turning your abduction roleplay into a fully lit close encounter. With its firm core and silky soft exterior, this phthalate-free silicone invader balances strength and comfort, ensuring you’ll surrender willingly to the mothership.
Anchor it hands-free with the suction cup base or strap it into a harness for alien abduction roleplay that ends in probing glory. Just add water-based lube and prepare for the invasion.
Highlights — Alien Invader Glowing Creature Cock
Design | Extraterrestrial shaft with pointed tip, alien ridges, bumps, and glow-in-the-dark body |
Material | Premium silicone — body-safe, phthalate-free, firm inner core with silky finish |
Colors | Cosmic swirl of pink, purple, orange, blue with glitter accents |
Base | Wide suction cup; harness compatible |
Best For | Alien abduction roleplay, textured penetration, glowing fantasy scenes |
Lube Compatibility | Use only with water-based lubricants (acid blood not recommended) |
Measurements — Alien Invader Xeno Dildo
- Overall Length: 8 in (20.3 cm)
- Insertable Length: 7.2 in (18.3 cm)
- Diameter: 1.8 in (4.6 cm) narrowest, 2.6 in (6.6 cm) widest
- Weight: 1.52 lb (0.69 kg)
- Material: Premium silicone
- Color: Pink, purple, orange, blue swirl with glitter; glow-in-the-dark
- Care: Wash with warm water + mild soap, spray with toy cleaner, air dry, store in a cool, dark place until your next encounter
Prepare for Abduction
The Alien Invader 8 Inch Silicone Xenomorph Dildo isn’t just an alien dildo; it’s a close encounter of the hottest kind. Glow, stretch, and surrender to its otherworldly textures. Available now at The Dildo Hub with discreet shipping, discreet billing, and no Men in Black memory wipes (we hope).
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Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
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Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
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International carriers we use
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Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.