Tenta-Glow 8.5 Inch Silicone Luminous Kraken Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Folks, the deep just got dirty — meet the Tenta-Glow, an 8.5-inch glow-in-the-dark kraken dildo designed to pull you under in waves of bioluminescent bliss. From its smooth blue base, a nest of slender, curling tentacles spirals upward — some sleek, others covered in tiny, teasing suckers that ripple across your skin with every grind and thrust. At the crown, the orb-shaped head delivers pinpoint G-spot or P-spot pressure, glowing like a treasure from the ocean floor.

By day, this sea beast gleams in blue, pink, and yellow silicone — but once charged under sunlight or UV light, it transforms into a neon spectacle of blue, orange, and green glow. Crafted from phthalate-free, body-safe silicone with a firm core and velvety soft exterior, the Tenta-Glow moves with you while the suction cup keeps it anchored for hands-free exploration. Strap it into a harness for kraken roleplay or stick it to the shower wall and let the sea take you.

Discreetly shipped from California, with plain packaging, private billing, and a cheeky glowing surprise from the abyss — because monsters know how to keep secrets.

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Neon From the Deep — Tenta-Glow 8.5 Inch Kraken Dildo

Illuminate your darkest fantasies with the Tenta-Glow, an 8.5 inch glow-in-the-dark kraken dildo sculpted to wrap, grip, and overwhelm. From its light-blue base, a cluster of slender tentacles spirals upward, some smooth and others lined with tiny suction cups for teasing texture. At the tip, the tentacles clutch a round orb that presses perfectly against your G-spot or P-spot for explosive release.

When charged under sunlight or UV light, this sea beast shines in neon blue, orange, and green, transforming your bedroom into an underwater rave of pleasure. The phthalate-free, body-safe silicone body combines a firm core with a velvety soft finish, while the textured tentacle shaft provides stimulation unlike anything from this dimension.

Use the suction cup base for hands-free adventures, or strap it into a harness and become the true master of kraken roleplay. However you summon it, the Tenta-Glow is ready to take you deeper than you thought possible.


Highlights — Tenta-Glow Fantasy Tentacle Dildo

Design Tentacle shaft with smooth + sucker-lined ropes, orb-like head, glow-in-the-dark finish
Material Premium silicone — body-safe, phthalate-free, firm inside with soft outer layer
Colors Blue, pink, and yellow by day; glowing neon blue, orange, and green by night
Base Wide suction cup; harness compatible
Best For Kraken fantasies, glowing roleplay, dual stimulation with orb-shaped tip
Lube Compatibility Water-based lubricants only

Measurements — Tenta-Glow Kraken Dildo

  • Overall Length: 8.5 in (21.6 cm)
  • Insertable Length: 7.5 in (19 cm)
  • Diameter: 1.7 in (4.3 cm) narrowest, 2.1 in (5.3 cm) widest
  • Weight: 1.30 lb (0.59 kg)
  • Material: Premium silicone
  • Colors: Blue, pink, yellow (glows neon in the dark)
  • Care: Wash with soap + warm water, toy cleaner optional, air dry, store in cool dark depths until the next summoning

Summon the Glow

With its glowing tentacles, textured shaft, and orb-shaped head, the Tenta-Glow Silicone Kraken Dildo brings radiant chaos to every roleplay. Whether you’re chasing neon fantasies or just really into sea monsters, this beast lights the way. Available now at The Dildo Hub — discreet shipping, discreet billing, and just a hint of bioluminescent glory.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

Last Updated: January 2026

Your Privacy Is Our Priority
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.

Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:

Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info

If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.


Free Discreet Shipping

We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.


Order Processing & Fulfillment

Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.

Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.


Shipping Rates

All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.

Domestic shipping methods (United States) — All shipments are 100% discreet
Method Transit Time Price Typical Services Used
Super Saver (Free) 7–12 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 3–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 2–3 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush (1–2 Day) 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.

Carrier services by speed:

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners

We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.

All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

International carrier services:

  • USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
  • FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
  • UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
  • DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to

We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:

California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor

Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.


Customs and Brokerage Fees

International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.


Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you can track it via:

1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.

If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.


Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.

However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.

To request a replacement:

  • Email us at support@thedildohub.com
  • Include your order number and product name
  • Briefly describe the issue
  • If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process

Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.


Questions?

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