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| Slime Factor | Thick, slippery texture designed for toys, partners, or messy monster fantasies |
| Formula | Unscented, water-based, paraben-free, glycerin-free |
| Fantasy Lore | Crafted from alien ooze, squid froth, jungle critter “love juice,” and demon ichor (according to Creature Cocks lore) |
| Compatibility | Safe for use with silicone, latex, and all toy types |
| Perfect For | Roleplay, cosplay, monster dildo sessions, or just looking like you wrestled a swamp beast |
Slather generously on toys, partners, or anywhere you need gooey glide. Green Slime Lube is water-based, so it washes out of sheets, fabrics, and monster lairs with soap and warm water. Perfect for anal, vaginal, or tentacle adventures, it creates a slick, long-lasting ride without tacky residue. Pair with your favorite Creature Cocks toy for the full horror/fantasy experience. If irritation occurs, stop immediately — this slime is for sex, not skin sacrifices.
The Green Slime Water-Based Personal Lubricant is your bottle of gooey fantasy fuel. Grab yours today from TheDildoHub for discreet shipping and packaging that hides your swamp slime kink. Whether you’re roleplaying a monster hunt or just want to slip and slide into something filthy, this lube is ready to coat your creatures.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
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Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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