Summon the Darkness — Grim Reaper 7.8 Inch Monster Fantasy Dildo
When the Grim Reaper comes knocking, let’s hope it’s carrying this glorious abomination. With its purple and black marbled finish, ominous textures, and spike-lined ridges, this 7.8 inch silicone beast looks like it crawled out of a cursed temple and decided to take up freelance pegging. Designed for fans of dark fantasy and monster kink, this thick, gnarly shaft features ridges, nubs, grooves, and a spiked corona for chaotic, otherworldly stimulation.
Whether you're craving solo chaos or planning your next roleplay as a post-apocalyptic death cult priestess (we all have dreams), this toy's got you covered. With a firm core and silky surface, it strikes the perfect balance between structure and stretch. The flared suction cup base offers stable, hands-free riding — or pair it with your favorite harness for strapping up and haunting your lover's soul.
Crafted from phthalate-free, premium silicone, it's body-safe, durable, and best used with water-based lubricants. The only thing this reaper takes is your breath away.
Quick Look — Grim Reaper Silicone Dildo
Style | Fantasy monster shape with textured ridges, nubs, grooves, and spiked corona |
Material | Premium, body-safe silicone with firm core and soft finish |
Base | Wide suction cup, harness-compatible for hands-free or wearable play |
Best Use | Monster fantasy roleplay, pegging, sci-fi/cosplay scenes, size and texture fans |
Coloration | Black and purple marbled design |
Lube Compatibility | Use with water-based lubricants only |
Sizing & Specs — Grim Reaper Monster Dong
- Overall Length: 7.8 in (19.8 cm)
- Insertable Length: 6.75 in (17.1 cm)
- Diameter: 1.7 in (4.3 cm) narrowest, 2.2 in (5.6 cm) widest
- Weight: 1.13 lb (0.51 kg)
- Material: Silicone (phthalate-free)
- Color: Black & Purple marbled
- Care: Wash with warm water and soap, spray with toy cleaner, air dry and store separately in a cool, dark place
Give Yourself Over to the Reaper
No need to fear the reaper — invite him in. The Grim Reaper 7.8 Inch Silicone Monster Dildo is ready to bring you to the edge of the underworld and back again. Shop now at TheDildoHub for discreet shipping, billing, and a new definition of “near-death experience.”
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Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
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- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.