King of the Underworld — Hades Silicone Fantasy Dildo (2 Sizes)
Bow before the Lord of the Dead. The Hades Dildo is a black and red silicone beast forged in fire and shadow, designed with the Prime Ruler of the Underworld in mind. With a tapered tip for smooth entry, a shaft lined with grooves, ridges, and devilish girth, and a wide, flared base, this infernal rod is as punishing as it is pleasurable.
The premium silicone body is sleek and velvety with just enough squish to contour your insides, while the bold textures drag across every hot spot — P-spot, A-spot, or G-spot — with malicious precision. Whether you’re seeking hands-free pleasure from the suction cup base or gearing up with a harness for demonic roleplay, Hades is ready to deliver unholy satisfaction in this life and the next.
Infernal Attributes — Hades Devil Dildo
Design | Textured shaft with ridges, grooves, tapered tip, and thick girth |
Material | Premium silicone — phthalate-free, body-safe, smooth with firm core |
Base | Wide suction cup; harness compatible for pegging or couples play |
Color Scheme | Black and flame red — hellfire incarnate |
Best For | Fantasy roleplay, textured thrusting, couples kink, cosplay adventures |
Lube Compatibility | Use with water-based lubricants only (lava is not a lubricant) |
Size & Stats — Hades Monster Shaft
Medium
- Overall Length: 8.2 in (20.8 cm)
- Insertable Length: 7 in (17.8 cm)
- Diameter: 1.3 in (3.3 cm) narrowest, 2.3 in (5.8 cm) widest
- Weight: 1.08 lb (0.49 kg)
Large
- Overall Length: 9.2 in (23.4 cm)
- Insertable Length: 8 in (20.3 cm)
- Diameter: 1.6 in (4.1 cm) narrowest, 2.6 in (6.6 cm) widest
- Weight: 1.46 lb (0.66 kg)
Enter the Underworld
Surrender your mortal body to the Hades Silicone Monster Dildo. Whether you choose the Medium or the Large, you’ll find yourself begging for more as he drags you across the River Styx and into new realms of ecstasy. Available now from TheDildoHub with discreet shipping, discreet billing, and a whisper of eternal damnation in every box.
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Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
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Order Processing
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Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.