Product Overview

Get ready to cuddle up with the happiest pecker around! The Happy Penis Pillow is soft, squishy, and designed to bring joy, laughter, and pure comfort to your home. With a big, goofy grin, this plush dong is always happy to be here—whether you’re squeezing it for stress relief, lounging with it on the couch, or making it the centerpiece of a hilarious gag gift exchange. Made with a super soft outer layer and plush filling, it’s the perfect body pillow for snuggling, propping up your legs, or just keeping you company on those lonely nights.

Key Features

• Super Soft and Squishable: This plush pecker is designed for maximum comfort with a fluffy filling and ultra-soft exterior, making it an ideal snuggle buddy.
• Perfect Gag Gift: Whether it’s for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a White Elephant gift exchange, or just a hilarious surprise, this plush pecker guarantees a good laugh!
• A Super Happy Pecker: This dong is extra plump and full of personality, featuring a big, happy grin that never fades.
• Machine Washable: Keep it clean effortlessly—just toss it in the wash with mild detergent and cold water, then air dry to maintain its fluffiness.
• Great for Any Occasion: Use it as a body pillow, travel companion, knee support, or fun bedroom décor. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor in their comfort!

Measurements, Materials, and Specifications

• Small: 11.4 inches (29 cm) Height x 5.6 inches (14.2 cm) Width x 4.3 inches (11 cm) Depth
• Medium: 19.6 inches (49.8 cm) Height x 10.2 inches (25.9 cm) Width x 7 inches (17.8 cm) Depth
• Large: 25.7 inches (65.3 cm) Height x 14 inches (35.6 cm) Width x 9.5 inches (24.1 cm) Depth
• Materials: Soft plush polyester
• Color: Light

Material and Safety Emphasis

Crafted from high-quality, plush polyester, the Happy Penis Pillow is designed for durability and long-lasting softness. Whether you're squeezing, hugging, or resting on it, the premium materials ensure a cozy and enjoyable experience. Its hypoallergenic stuffing is safe for all users, making it a fun and worry-free addition to your collection of unique plushies.

Fun Uses & Gift Ideas

Looking for a conversation starter? This happy little pecker is ready to steal the show! Take it to sleepovers, bachelor parties, game nights, or holiday gatherings for an instant mood booster. It's also a hilarious yet functional pillow for long road trips or flights. Got a friend who could use a laugh? Surprise them with this unforgettable gift and watch their reaction!

Cleaning & Maintenance

Caring for your Happy Penis Pillow is easy! Simply wash it in cold water with mild detergent and air dry to keep it fluffy and soft. Avoid bleach and high heat to preserve its vibrant grin and plush texture.

Customer Benefits, Discreet Shipping & Billing

We value your privacy! Your Happy Penis Pillow will be shipped discreetly from Los Angeles with no mention of the contents on the packaging. We will bill you as TDH-BR to ensure your peace of mind.  Plus, as a thank-you for shopping at TheDildoHub, we include a sexy surprise gift with every order! Got questions? Reach out to us at support@thedildohub.com.

Why You Need the Happy Penis Pillow

Why settle for an ordinary pillow when you can have one that makes you smile every time you see it? Whether you're using it for comfort, decoration, or a guaranteed laugh, this hilarious yet cozy plush pecker is a must-have. Grab yours now and add a touch of humor to your cuddle game!

Discreet Shipping & Billing

📦 Welcome to our mystery box service! At TheDildoHub.com, we are committed to maintaining your privacy. Your items will be delivered in plain, unmarked boxes and envelopes, ensuring a discreet and confidential experience.

Confidential Billing 🧾

For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.

Available Discreet Shipping Service 📦

Choose the pace the suits your excitement:

• Discreet Economy Shipping - 5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
• Discreet Standard Shipping - 3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
• Discreet Priority Shipping - 2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.

Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.

Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses in throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.

Discreet Delivery Timeframes ⏰

Hold onto your hats—our trusted delivery partners, including USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are working their magic to bring you joy! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.

TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES

Fast Domestic Shipping🏃‍♂️

Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Nearly all our sultry stock sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipping. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏

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We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.

❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.

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