Happy Penis Pillows - 3 SIZES | Great Gag Gift Idea
Shipped from LA, California
$14.95
$24.95
As seen in
The Dildo Hub was mentioned in Slate’s coverage of modern sexuality.
Product Overview
Get ready to cuddle up with the happiest pecker around! The Happy Penis Pillow is soft, squishy, and designed to bring joy, laughter, and pure comfort to your home. With a big, goofy grin, this plush dong is always happy to be here—whether you’re squeezing it for stress relief, lounging with it on the couch, or making it the centerpiece of a hilarious gag gift exchange. Made with a super soft outer layer and plush filling, it’s the perfect body pillow for snuggling, propping up your legs, or just keeping you company on those lonely nights.
Key Features
- Super Soft and Squishable: This plush pecker is designed for maximum comfort with a fluffy filling and ultra-soft exterior, making it an ideal snuggle buddy.
- Perfect Gag Gift: Whether it’s for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a White Elephant gift exchange, or just a hilarious surprise, this plush pecker guarantees a good laugh!
- A Super Happy Pecker: This dong is extra plump and full of personality, featuring a big, happy grin that never fades.
- Machine Washable: Keep it clean effortlessly—just toss it in the wash with mild detergent and cold water, then air dry to maintain its fluffiness.
- Great for Any Occasion: Use it as a body pillow, travel companion, knee support, or fun bedroom décor. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor in their comfort!
Measurements, Materials, and Specifications
- Small: 11.4 inches (29 cm) Height x 5.6 inches (14.2 cm) Width x 4.3 inches (11 cm) Depth
- Medium: 19.6 inches (49.8 cm) Height x 10.2 inches (25.9 cm) Width x 7 inches (17.8 cm) Depth
- Large: 25.7 inches (65.3 cm) Height x 14 inches (35.6 cm) Width x 9.5 inches (24.1 cm) Depth
- Materials: Soft plush polyester
- Color: Light
Material and Safety Emphasis
Crafted from high-quality, plush polyester, the Happy Penis Pillow is designed for durability and long-lasting softness. Whether you're squeezing, hugging, or resting on it, the premium materials ensure a cozy and enjoyable experience. Its hypoallergenic stuffing is safe for all users, making it a fun and worry-free addition to your collection of unique plushies.
Fun Uses & Gift Ideas
Looking for a conversation starter? This happy little pecker is ready to steal the show! Take it to sleepovers, bachelor parties, game nights, or holiday gatherings for an instant mood booster. It's also a hilarious yet functional pillow for long road trips or flights. Got a friend who could use a laugh? Surprise them with this unforgettable gift and watch their reaction!
Cleaning & Maintenance
Caring for your Happy Penis Pillow is easy! Simply wash it in cold water with mild detergent and air dry to keep it fluffy and soft. Avoid bleach and high heat to preserve its vibrant grin and plush texture.
Customer Benefits, Discreet Shipping & Billing
We value your privacy! Your Happy Penis Pillow will be shipped discreetly from Los Angeles with no mention of the contents on the packaging. We will bill you as TDH-BR to ensure your peace of mind. Plus, as a thank-you for shopping at TheDildoHub, we include a sexy surprise gift with every order! Got questions? Reach out to us at support@thedildohub.com.
Why You Need the Happy Penis Pillow
Why settle for an ordinary pillow when you can have one that makes you smile every time you see it? Whether you're using it for comfort, decoration, or a guaranteed laugh, this hilarious yet cozy plush pecker is a must-have. Grab yours now and add a touch of humor to your cuddle game!
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
You may also like
More from Pop Peckers
Most Popular
View all
Recently viewed
