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Folks, if you crave the look and feel of a hot load without the mess, the Jizz Unscented 34 oz Water-Based Creamy Cum Lube is your ultimate fantasy fuel. This jumbo-sized bottle of creamy white glide is thick, slick, and unscented — delivering hours of slippery fun that mimics the real thing. Whether you’re indulging in erotic massage, edging play, or adding realism to your squirting dildo or stroker, this body glide has the creamy consistency to keep everything wet and wild.
The water-based formula means it’s non-staining, condom-compatible, toy-safe, and cleans up easily with soap and warm water. Proudly made in the USA, it’s the go-to creamy cum lube for players who want extra volume and extra fun. Just a heads-up: the formula does include glycerin, so it’s best suited for external play. Slather it across skin, drip it down chests, or pour it onto toys — no matter how you use it, this creamy glide turns foreplay and roleplay into a mess you’ll love making.
| Category | Water-based creamy cum lube |
| Design Highlights | Thick, creamy white texture; unscented; non-staining; condom and toy compatible |
| Size | 34 fl. oz. / 1 liter |
| Color | White (cum-like appearance) |
| Ingredients | Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Xanthan Gum, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891) |
| Weight | ~2.1 lbs (0.95 kg) |
| Packaging | Discreet retail packaging inside a plain, unmarked shipping box |
Does this lube look like real cum?
Yes — the creamy white texture is designed to mimic the look and feel of semen for realistic play.
Is it safe with toys and condoms?
Yes — the water-based formula is toy-friendly and condom-compatible.
Can it be used internally?
The formula includes glycerin, so it’s best suited for external play and fantasy scenes.
Does it stain sheets or clothing?
No — it’s non-staining and washes out easily with warm water and soap.
The Dildo Hub proudly presents Jizz Body Glide — a thick, creamy, cum-like lube perfect for roleplay, massage, and erotic play. With its jumbo 34 oz bottle, realistic look, and slick, long-lasting texture, it’s the ultimate way to turn up the heat without leaving a mess. Order today and enjoy discreet shipping, private billing via credit card or PayPal, and sexy goodies for extra delight in every box. Shipped fast in plain packaging for super-discreet, secure, and reliable delivery.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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