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Do you want your first vibrator to look and feel just like the rock-hard stud you've always fantasized about? Stop dreaming and get down with the King! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined.
Featuring a posable spine, simply bend the cock to your favorite shape to hit just the right spot every time. Amp up the pleasure with a simple twist of the multi-speed dial for ultra-powerful vibrations that will blow you away. You can even take this waterproof vibe into the shower, hot tub, or spa and turn bath time into playtime!
The super-strong suction cup base sticks to nearly any smooth, flat surface and offers harness compatibility for strap-on fun. Stick it to the floor, wall, tile, or bedpost and it will stay securely in place. Always use the release tab to remove the suction cup after use.
The suction cup can be removed from the vibe by simply unscrewing it from the base for easier handling during manual play.‚ Use plenty of Moist Body Lotion for an extra wet and wild experience. Cleanup is a snap after the fun with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water.
📦 Welcome to our mystery box service! At TheDildoHub.com, we are committed to maintaining your privacy. Your items will be delivered in plain, unmarked boxes and envelopes, ensuring a discreet and confidential experience.
For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, debit cards, Google Pay, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.
PayPal statements will show BR LTD.
Choose the pace that suits your excitement:
Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.
Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.
Rest assured, our reliable delivery partners, such as USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are diligently working to ensure your happiness! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.
Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.
| SHIPPING METHOD—CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
|---|---|
| Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Almost all of our sultry stock arrives at your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipment. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏
❗ Eyeing our unique, artisanal pieces? Dive into the product descriptions to learn about our made-to-order delights from global creators, including jaw-dropping, hand-crafted fantasy dildos. Remember, each exquisite piece has its own delivery timeline.
From the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California—and everywhere in between, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Marshall Islands, and all U.S. territories—TheDildoHub.com delivers delight to your doorstep.
We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.
❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.
At TheDildoHub.com, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure!
For more info, please refer to our full Shipping, Refund, and International Shipping policies.
