King Kong 9 Inch Silicone Monster Dildo w/ Suction Cup
Shipped from LA, California
$64.95
$84.95
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Uncaged & Unleashed — King Kong 9 Inch Silicone Monster Dildo
The King Kong Monster Dildo isn’t here to climb the Empire State Building — he’s here to climb and settle in your holes. This beast is ripped, marbled, and covered in textured muscle, with a silver-fur finish and two heavy balls hanging low like a warning. With a thick, round tip and an absurd 2.7-inch girth at its widest point, this is the stuff of monster-fucking dreams. Mount him with the wide suction cup base for hands-free jungle gym time, or slap him in your favorite harness and let your partner go full beast mode. Made of premium, body-safe silicone, this monster dildo is a no-apologies brute built for size-hungry holes and imagination-driven chaos. You wanted big. You got *Kong*.
What You’re Working With — King Kong Dildo
| Category | Fantasy monster dildo with ultra-thick shaft and textured detailing |
| Design Details | Ripped muscles, silver "fur" texture, massive balls, marbled silver & orange |
| Base Style | Wide suction-cup base, harness compatible |
| Material | Phthalate-free, premium silicone |
| Play Compatibility | Hands-free or strap-on fun — your choice, King |
| Best For | Monster cock lovers, giant size chasers, size training masochists |
Measurements & Mayhem — King Kong Monster Dildo
- Total Length: 9 in (22.9 cm)
- Insertable Length: 6.7 in (17 cm)
- Diameter Range: 1.6 in (narrowest) to 2.7 in (widest point)
- Weight: 1.91 lb (867 g)
- Material: Premium silicone
- Color: Marbled silver & orange
How to Handle the Beast
Use water-based lube — and a prayer — before introducing your body to the King Kong dildo. Suction him to any firm surface and brace yourself, or strap him into your favorite harness and give someone else the pleasure of being ruined. Let the textured ridges, massive girth, and realistic balls deliver a primal pounding straight out of your wildest fantasies. Clean with warm water and toy-safe soap, then let him rest before the next expedition into the forbidden zone.
Claim the Kong
The King Kong 9 Inch Silicone Monster Dildo isn’t just big — it’s *legendary*. Add this beast to your collection now from TheDildoHub, where shipping is discreet and your kinks are safe from judgment (but not from gravity). Whether you're playing explorer or monster’s mate, this monster dildo is here to make your walls shake and your jaw drop. Go big. Go beast. Go Kong.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
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