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Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.
Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.
Rest assured, our reliable delivery partners, such as USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are diligently working to ensure your happiness! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.
Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.
| SHIPPING METHOD—CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
|---|---|
| Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Almost all of our sultry stock arrives at your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipment. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏
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We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.
❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.
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