Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

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Folks, Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz is an external-use anal desensitizer made for slower, more comfortable warm-ups when sensitivity is running high. With 2% lidocaine, it… Read more

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Product Overview — Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

Folks, sometimes the hottest anal scenes are the ones where you take your time, listen closely, and make comfort part of the kink. Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz is an anal desensitizer that helps ease the potential discomfort associated with anal play by creating a light numbing effect on the external perianal area. The silken formula glides on smoothly, helping reduce that “too much too soon” feeling so you can focus on steady pacing, control, and pleasure.

This is a drug-facts product containing lidocaine, so it’s meant to be used exactly as directed. Used responsibly, it can be a helpful addition to anal warm-ups, strap-on-style scenes, and BDSM roleplay where relaxation and consent-first communication are the whole vibe. (Important: numbness can mask pain—always go slow and stop if anything feels wrong.)

Quick answer: an external-use anal desensitizer with 2% lidocaine (anorectal use) in a 4.25 fl oz (125.7 mL) bottle, intended for temporary relief of pain, soreness, or burning in the perianal area; apply externally up to 6 times daily as directed. Do not use with a mechanical device, and discontinue use if irritation, swelling, pain, or bleeding occurs.


Key Features — Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

2% lidocaine Creates a light numbing effect for temporary relief in the external perianal area
Silken glide Smooth, slippery texture that spreads easily during prep
Anal comfort support Helps ease potential discomfort associated with anal play when used as directed
Great for warm-up routines Pairs well with slow pacing, breathing, and generous regular lube (separately)
Clear usage directions Drug Facts included; apply externally up to 6 times daily
External use only Designed for the perianal area (not a general-purpose “all-over” lubricant)
Safety-forward warnings Stop if irritation or bleeding occurs; consult a doctor if symptoms persist
Discreet shipping All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.

Specifications, Care & Play — Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

Measurements & Build

  • Size: 4.25 fl oz (125.7 mL)
  • Item weight: 0.36 lb (0.16 kg)
  • Active ingredient: Lidocaine 2.0% (Purpose: Anorectal)
  • Use: For temporary relief of pain, soreness, or burning in the perianal area
  • Storage: Store at room temperature 20–25°C (68–77°F)
  • Inactive ingredients: Cellulose Gum, Diazolidinyl Urea, Glycerin, Isopentyldiol, Methylparaben, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Purified Water (Aqua)

How to Use

Cleanse the affected area with mild soap and water, then gently dry by patting or blotting with toilet tissue or a soft cloth. Apply externally to the affected area up to 6 times daily. For sex play, keep your mindset simple: start slow, communicate often, and use plenty of a separate, non-numbing lubricant for penetration. If you’re doing strap-on or BDSM roleplay, build the scene around comfort—warm-up first, check in often, and remember that numbness can hide pain, so “gentle” stays the rule even when the talk gets dirty.

Care & Safety

  • For external use only
  • Do not use this product with a mechanical device
  • Certain persons can develop allergic reactions; discontinue use if irritation, swelling, redness, or pain occurs
  • If symptoms do not subside or worsen, discontinue use and consult a doctor
  • Do not exceed the daily recommended dosage (apply externally up to 6 times daily)
  • In case of any bleeding, discontinue use and consult a doctor
  • Keep out of reach of children; in case of accidental overdose, seek medical help or call Poison Control right away
  • Ask a health care professional before use if pregnant or nursing
  • Because desensitizers can mask discomfort, go slowly and stop immediately if anything feels wrong

Why You’ll Love It — Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz is for people who want their anal play to feel more approachable—especially during early warm-up moments when sensitivity can spike. Used exactly as directed, it can help take the edge off externally so you and your partner can focus on the fun parts: patience, rhythm, trust, and that slow-burn “yes… keep going” energy that makes anal, strap-on-style scenes, and BDSM roleplay hit harder (in the best way).

At TheDildoHub, we back your order with respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.


FAQs — Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz

What is this product used for?

It’s for temporary relief of pain, soreness, or burning in the perianal area, and it’s often used to help ease potential discomfort associated with anal play when used as directed.

How often can I apply it?

Directions state to apply externally to the affected area up to 6 times daily. Do not exceed the daily recommended dosage.

Is it safe to use with toys or vibrators?

The Drug Facts warning says: do not use this product with a mechanical device. If you’re unsure how that applies to your play, consult a health care professional and follow the label exactly.

What should I watch out for?

Stop use and consult a doctor if redness, irritation, swelling, pain, bleeding, or worsening symptoms occur. Also remember numbness can mask pain—go slow and check in often.

How is shipping handled?

All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.


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Shipping, Billing & Privacy

Last Updated: August 2026

Your privacy travels with every order

From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.

How we appear on your statement

  • Credit / Debit Card: Sp-Tdh-Br
  • PayPal: TDH Retail Ltd

Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of these descriptors — this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what’s inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.

  • Plain Packaging: Orders are shipped in standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers, with no decorative branding.
  • No Branding: No product names, logos, or “TheDildoHub” branding appear on the exterior of your package.
  • Carrier Markings Only: The only external markings are the shipping label and carrier tracking information required for delivery.

Plain cardboard shipping boxes used for discreet packaging

Our Shipping Boxes

We use cartons from Stock Box Company and other established packaging suppliers. The specific packaging used may vary depending on your order’s size, weight, fulfillment location, and availability. Using cartons from different suppliers does not change the discreet nature of your shipment.

All boxes used for shipping are plain, unbranded, and selected to provide appropriate protection during transit. The Stock Box Company cartons pictured above are single-wall boxes supplied from Santa Fe Springs, California. Their printed certification states that they meet the construction requirements of the applicable freight classification.

The certification shown on these cartons lists the following specifications:

  • Bursting-Test Rating: 200 pounds
  • Minimum Combined Facing Weight: 84 pounds per 1,000 square feet
  • Maximum Size Limit: 75 inches
  • Maximum Gross Weight Limit: 65 pounds

These specifications apply to the pictured Stock Box Company cartons. Other boxes may have different manufacturer specifications, but all packaging used for your order is selected for safe transit and maintains the same plain and discreet presentation.

For suitable smaller or lighter shipments, we may use padded poly mailers instead of cardboard boxes. These mailers are also plain and unbranded, with no externally visible product descriptions.


Free Shipping

Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.


Order Processing

All orders take 1–2 business days to process before they ship. Orders placed with Express, Priority, or Rush shipping are processed on the next business day. Processing time is separate from transit time, and the delivery estimates for each shipping method begin once your order has been packed and handed to the carrier.

Orders placed on weekends and federal holidays begin processing on the next business day.

  • Processing Time: 1–2 business days for all orders. Express, Priority, and Rush orders are processed the next business day.
  • Tracking Updates: Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.

Shipping Rates

All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.

Domestic Shipping — United States

All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
Super Saver (Free) 7–10 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 4–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 3–4 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express

Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?

Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS. In our experience, PO Box deliveries may take a little longer — typically 1–2 additional days at most.

Delivery instructions

You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International Shipping — Worldwide

Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
International Saver+ 10–15 Business Days $34.95 USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
International Standard 7–12 Business Days $44.95 USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
International Priority+ 4–6 Business Days $64.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
International Rush 2–5 Business Days $84.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

  • International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
  • International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
  • International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
  • International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Countries we ship to

We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We operate several fulfillment locations across California and one on the East Coast for specific items, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.

  • Huntington Beach, CA 92649
  • Van Nuys, CA 91406
  • Whittier, CA 90601
  • Hightstown, NJ 08520

We do not publicly list a specific street address, as we maintain a closed, business-to-customer operation rather than a public retail storefront.


After Your Order Ships

Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.

  • Order Confirmation Email: Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
  • Shop App by Shopify: Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
  • Lost or Missing Packages: If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
  • International Customs & Duties: International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.

Our Guarantee — 100% Satisfaction

For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.

Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.

How to request a replacement

  1. Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
  2. Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
  3. If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
  4. Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.

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We take real pride in our customer experience team. We're here to listen when you need to be heard. No chatbots, no AI customer service — just 100% discreet email support from real people.

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