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Folks, sometimes the hottest anal scenes are the ones where you take your time, listen closely, and make comfort part of the kink. Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz is an anal desensitizer that helps ease the potential discomfort associated with anal play by creating a light numbing effect on the external perianal area. The silken formula glides on smoothly, helping reduce that “too much too soon” feeling so you can focus on steady pacing, control, and pleasure.
This is a drug-facts product containing lidocaine, so it’s meant to be used exactly as directed. Used responsibly, it can be a helpful addition to anal warm-ups, strap-on-style scenes, and BDSM roleplay where relaxation and consent-first communication are the whole vibe. (Important: numbness can mask pain—always go slow and stop if anything feels wrong.)
Quick answer: an external-use anal desensitizer with 2% lidocaine (anorectal use) in a 4.25 fl oz (125.7 mL) bottle, intended for temporary relief of pain, soreness, or burning in the perianal area; apply externally up to 6 times daily as directed. Do not use with a mechanical device, and discontinue use if irritation, swelling, pain, or bleeding occurs.
| 2% lidocaine | Creates a light numbing effect for temporary relief in the external perianal area |
| Silken glide | Smooth, slippery texture that spreads easily during prep |
| Anal comfort support | Helps ease potential discomfort associated with anal play when used as directed |
| Great for warm-up routines | Pairs well with slow pacing, breathing, and generous regular lube (separately) |
| Clear usage directions | Drug Facts included; apply externally up to 6 times daily |
| External use only | Designed for the perianal area (not a general-purpose “all-over” lubricant) |
| Safety-forward warnings | Stop if irritation or bleeding occurs; consult a doctor if symptoms persist |
| Discreet shipping | All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy. |
Cleanse the affected area with mild soap and water, then gently dry by patting or blotting with toilet tissue or a soft cloth. Apply externally to the affected area up to 6 times daily. For sex play, keep your mindset simple: start slow, communicate often, and use plenty of a separate, non-numbing lubricant for penetration. If you’re doing strap-on or BDSM roleplay, build the scene around comfort—warm-up first, check in often, and remember that numbness can hide pain, so “gentle” stays the rule even when the talk gets dirty.
Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz is for people who want their anal play to feel more approachable—especially during early warm-up moments when sensitivity can spike. Used exactly as directed, it can help take the edge off externally so you and your partner can focus on the fun parts: patience, rhythm, trust, and that slow-burn “yes… keep going” energy that makes anal, strap-on-style scenes, and BDSM roleplay hit harder (in the best way).
At TheDildoHub, we back your order with respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.
It’s for temporary relief of pain, soreness, or burning in the perianal area, and it’s often used to help ease potential discomfort associated with anal play when used as directed.
Directions state to apply externally to the affected area up to 6 times daily. Do not exceed the daily recommended dosage.
The Drug Facts warning says: do not use this product with a mechanical device. If you’re unsure how that applies to your play, consult a health care professional and follow the label exactly.
Stop use and consult a doctor if redness, irritation, swelling, pain, bleeding, or worsening symptoms occur. Also remember numbness can mask pain—go slow and check in often.
All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy.
Add Master Series Ass Relax Desensitizing Lubricant - 4.25 oz to your cart and enjoy discreet shipping from California, discreet billing, and a sexy mystery gift with every order from TheDildoHub.
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