Get Your Morning Started with Morning Wood Dildo!
Say goodbye to boring mornings and hello to explosive pleasure with Morning Wood 6.5 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup! This dildo is ready to give you the satisfaction you need, right when you need it. With a realistic head, balls, and vein detail, and made of soft, pliable PVC material, it will hit all the right spots.
Enjoy the Thrill of a Realistic Sexual Experience
This delightful dildo is designed to mimic the real thing, providing you with a lifelike sexual experience. The PVC material is soft, pliable, and phthalate- and latex-free, making it safe for use on your body.
Suction Cup for Hands-Free Fun
With its sturdy suction cup base, Morning Wood can be mounted to any flat, smooth surface for hands-free penetration. Take it in the shower with you and get dirty while you get clean!
Measurements
- 6.5 inches overall length (not including suction cup)
- 5 inches insertable length
- 1.6 inches max shaft diameter
- 5 inches max shaft circumference
Experience the Best of Both Worlds with Morning Wood Dildo!
Discretion Promise 🤐📦💖
📦 Step right up to the mystery box, folks! Just like the finest magicians, at The Dildo Hub, we're all about keeping your secret...secret. All our pleasure treasures fly under the radar in non-descriptive boxes, packages, padded or vacuum-sealed envelopes. Talk about hush-hush!
Secret-as-a-Whisper Billing 🧾
For those who appreciate a discreet paper trail, our charges will appear as "Booty Republic Ltd." on your credit card statements, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Even your bank won't be in on your naughty little secret! 😉💳
Mystery Boxes 📦
🚚 Ready to set sail on the pleasure cruise? The Dildo Hub offers free, utterly discreet ground shipping on all orders over $139! For orders below $139, we just ask for a small contribution of $7.49 to ensure your package arrives safely and quickly.
Delivery Timeframes ⏰
👐 Hold onto your hats, our delivery partners at USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac are working their magic! Our standard order processing time is 1-4 business days for all in-stock items. But remember, good things come to those who wait - processing times aren't included in the delivery times.
Fast Delivery 🏃♂️💨
📈 Can't wait to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! 99% of our sultry stock usually sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days once shipped. Now that's service with a sexy smile! 😏
Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations 🌟
❗ Got your eye on one of our unique, artisanal pieces? Check the product description - our made-to-order delights from international creators and the jaw-dropping, hand-made fantasy dildos of Bad Wolf®, The Beast Asylum®, FantasyDildos®, PlayingWithPleasure® have their own exciting delivery journeys.
Domestic Delivery 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 From sea to shining sea, or the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California, The Dildo Hub is here for you! For now, our delivery magic is limited to the good ol' United States of America, including Alaska, Hawaii, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses.
❗ Keep in mind, orders shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses might need a little extra time to make their journey.
At The Dildo Hub, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure! Stay sexy, stay adventurous.
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