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A Closer Look at the Boss Hogg Silicone Dildo
Hop on the Hogg. The Boss Hogg from Mr Hankey's Toys is a handcrafted, wide-shaft realistic dildo built for lifelike sensation and serious size exploration — and it comes in an unusually broad six-size range, from an approachable XS all the way to a fantasy-scale XXXL. Pronounced head, detailed veins, a smooth contoured shaft, and platinum-cured silicone throughout. Because the range is so wide, there's genuinely a Boss Hogg for a first realistic toy and one for the most experienced size player — the trick is reading the size chart honestly.
Quick answer
The Boss Hogg is a hand-poured, platinum-cured silicone wide-shaft realistic dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys. Six sizes — XS, Small, Medium, Large/XL, XXL, and XXXL — with insertable lengths from 6.5" up to 13.65" and mid-shaft girth from 6.6" up to a massive 14". Four firmness options (40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, extra firm) and color choices including Natural Tan, Silver, and Gold. Strap-on ring on Small and Medium only. Water-based lube recommended. Bought from Mr Hankey's via the links on this page.
Why a six-size range changes how you shop. Most toys ask "can you handle this?" A six-size line like the Boss Hogg asks "where are you now, and where do you want to grow?" The XS (6.6" mid-shaft) is a genuine entry point, while the XXXL (14" mid-shaft) is elite-level girth. The smart move isn't to pick by ambition — it's to pick the size just past your current comfort, since the same sculpt and firmness options carry across the whole range as you progress.
Key Features — Boss Hogg
| Six-size range |
XS through XXXL — from a first realistic toy to elite-level girth, same sculpt throughout |
| Wide-shaft design |
Pronounced head and a contoured, girth-forward shaft for a full, immersive stretch |
| Realistic vein detail |
Smooth, lightly textured surface with meticulously sculpted veins |
| Four firmness options |
40% soft through extra firm — tune how the shape and girth feel |
| Color choices |
Natural Tan, Silver, and Gold options (per Mr Hankey's) |
| Platinum-cured silicone |
Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic — durable and easy to clean thoroughly |
Size Chart — Six Sizes
The range here is enormous — the XXXL mid-shaft (14") is more than double the XS (6.6"). Read the mid-shaft girth and insertable length carefully, and note the strap-on ring is only on the Small and Medium.
| Measurement |
XS |
Small |
Medium |
Large/XL |
XXL |
XXXL |
| Head circ. (rim) |
4.8" (12.2 cm) |
7" (17.8 cm) |
7.5" (19.1 cm) |
9" (22.9 cm) |
9.5" (24.1 cm) |
10.25" (26.0 cm) |
| Middle circ. |
6.6" (16.8 cm) |
9" (22.9 cm) |
10" (25.4 cm) |
12.5" (31.8 cm) |
13" (33.0 cm) |
14" (35.6 cm) |
| Base circ. |
5.75" (14.6 cm) |
8" (20.3 cm) |
8.75" (22.2 cm) |
10.75" (27.3 cm) |
11.25" (28.6 cm) |
12.25" (31.1 cm) |
| Insertable length |
6.5" (16.5 cm) |
9" (22.9 cm) |
10.25" (26.0 cm) |
12" (30.5 cm) |
13" (33.0 cm) |
13.65" (34.7 cm) |
| Overall length |
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10" (25.4 cm) |
11.25" (28.6 cm) |
13" (33.0 cm) |
14" (35.6 cm) |
14.65" (37.2 cm) |
| Strap-on ring |
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2.5" (6.35 cm) |
2.5" (fits tightly) |
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Texture is smooth with light detail across all sizes. Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan with Remove-O-Balls, which are sold separately). Vac-U-Holes are not available for the XS size.
Choose Your Firmness
Four options — same shape and dimensions per size, very different feel
| 40% Soft |
The most lifelike and flexible — gives and bends easily; the most forgiving option for a wide shaft |
| 75% Soft |
A balanced middle ground with comfort and some structure for dynamic play |
| Medium Firm |
Realistic rigidity that holds its shape — the girth is felt more directly |
| Extra Firm |
Rigid and unyielding — maximum control and intensity |
With a wide shaft, firmness matters a lot — a softer pour spreads the stretch more gradually. Mr Hankey's offers a Sample Pack to feel the options before committing.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Want a wide-shaft realistic piece with room to grow across six sizes
- Are anywhere from newer (XS/Small) to highly experienced (XXL/XXXL)
- Like a pronounced head and realistic vein detail
- Want to tune both size and firmness to your experience
Rethink — or size down — if you…
- Are drawn to the XXL/XXXL on looks alone — 13–14" mid-shaft is elite girth
- Need a strap-on ring — only the Small and Medium include one
- Want a Vac-U-Hole — not available on the XS
- Prefer a slim or purely round profile over a wide shaft
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. With six sizes, pick the one just past your current comfort rather than the biggest you can imagine — you can always grow into the range.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
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Material: platinum-cured silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — the higher-grade silicone cure, valued for purity and durability; hypoallergenic
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Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
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Lubricant — water-based recommended: Mr Hankey's recommends a water-based lubricant for the Boss Hogg. Apply generously — with a wide shaft, plenty of lube at the head and rim makes the stretch far more comfortable — and reapply as needed.
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Cleaning: wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
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Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
The Boss Hogg is a wide-shaft stretch piece. The pronounced head eases entry, then the contoured shaft fills to its mid-shaft girth. Across such a wide size range, the experience shifts from approachable (XS) to seriously demanding (XXXL), so match the size to where you actually are and build from there.
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Lube generously at the head and rim with a water-based lubricant — a wide shaft needs plenty
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Ease the widest point in slowly — the mid-shaft is the real test
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Warm up thoroughly — especially on the larger sizes, where girth is significant
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Start in a softer firmness if you're new to the size you've chosen — it spreads the stretch more gradually
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For strap-on play, choose the Small (2.5" ring) or Medium (2.5", fits tightly) — the larger sizes have no ring
FAQs — Boss Hogg
How many sizes does the Boss Hogg come in?
Six: XS, Small, Medium, Large/XL, XXL, and XXXL. Insertable length runs from 6.5" up to 13.65", and mid-shaft girth from 6.6" up to a massive 14". The range is wide, so check the size chart carefully and pick by mid-shaft girth. Mr Hankey's also offers a Sample Pack to feel the firmness options.
Which size is best for a beginner?
The XS (6.6" mid-shaft, 6.5" insertable) or Small are the approachable entry points into the range. A good rule is to pick the size just past your current comfort — the same sculpt and firmness options carry across the whole line, so you can grow into the bigger sizes over time.
Do all sizes have a strap-on ring?
No — only the Small (2.5") and Medium (2.5", fits tightly) include a strap-on ring. The Large/XL, XXL, and XXXL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose the Small or Medium.
Can I get a Vac-U-Hole on any size?
Vac-U-Holes are available on the Boss Hogg, but not on the XS size. If a Vac-U-Hole matters to you, choose Small or larger.
What colors and firmness options are available?
Firmness comes in four options — 40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, and extra firm. Color options include Natural Tan, Silver, and Gold. Because colors are hand-mixed, tones vary between pieces.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
The Boss Hogg is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current sizes, firmness options, colors, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Ready to Hop on the Hogg?
If you want a wide-shaft realistic piece with a genuine six-size range to grow into — a pronounced head, realistic veins, four firmness options, and color choices to match — the Boss Hogg delivers. Pick your size and firmness, choose a colorway, and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, sizes, firmness options, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
