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Mr Hankey's Toys · Five sizes · Realistic
A Closer Look at the Chorizo N' Eggs
The Chorizo N' Eggs is a girthy, lifelike realistic dildo built for bold size play. It leads with a rounded, smooth head over an uncut tip, then swells to its fullest through the middle of a hefty shaft, easing back slightly toward a sculpted base with full, weighted balls. The realistic weight and detail give it a genuine presence. Offered across five sizes — the widest range in this design line — the same sculpt scales from a beginner-friendly Small up to a fantasy-scale XXXL, and it is hand-poured in platinum-cured silicone with four firmness options.
The pictured color is Natural Tan. Mr Hankey's Toys hand-mixes colors, so the tone you receive may vary.
Quick answer
The Chorizo N' Eggs is a girthy realistic dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys with an uncut tip, a mid-widest shaft, and full weighted balls. It comes in five sizes — Small, Medium, LG/XL, XXL, and XXXL — with insertable lengths from 6.2" up to 11.2" and mid-shaft circumference (the widest point) from 7" up to a huge 13.44". A strap-on ring is included on the Small (2.5"), Medium (3"), and LG/XL (3"); the XXL and XXXL have no ring. It comes in four firmness options. Mr Hankey's Toys describes the material as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone.
Why the mid-widest, girth-forward shape matters
The Chorizo N' Eggs is built around girth, and the fullest point sits in the middle of the shaft. The head — over an uncut tip — is a little narrower for entry, the girth then swells to its peak mid-shaft, and it eases back slightly toward the base. So the widest stretch is met mid-stroke rather than at the entrance or at full depth, and the weighted balls add to the realistic feel and presence. The number to plan around is the middle circumference for your chosen size, since that's the widest part you'll take — and across five sizes that ranges from a manageable 7" up to a very demanding 13.44".
Key features at a glance
| Girth-forward, mid-widest shaft |
Swells to its fullest through the middle, easing back slightly toward the base. |
| Rounded head over an uncut tip |
A smooth, realistic head and uncut detail for a lifelike entry. |
| Full, weighted balls |
A sculpted base with realistic weight adds to the presence and feel. |
| Five escalating sizes |
Small through XXXL — the widest size range in this line, from beginner to extreme. |
| Four firmness choices |
Available in 40% Soft, 75% Soft, Medium Firm, and Extra Firm. |
| Platinum-cured silicone |
Body-safe, non-porous, and hypoallergenic per Mr Hankey's Toys — durable and easy to clean. |
Size chart — five sizes
| Measurement |
Small |
Medium |
LG/XL |
XXL |
XXXL |
| Head circ. (rim) |
6.2" (15.8 cm) |
7.5" (19.1 cm) |
8.7" (22.1 cm) |
9.9" (25.2 cm) |
11.88" (30.2 cm) |
| Middle circ. (widest) |
7" (17.8 cm) |
8.5" (21.6 cm) |
9.8" (24.9 cm) |
11.2" (28.5 cm) |
13.44" (34.1 cm) |
| Base circ. |
6.75" (17.2 cm) |
8" (20.3 cm) |
9.3" (23.6 cm) |
10.6" (26.9 cm) |
12.94" (32.9 cm) |
| Insertable length |
6.2" (15.8 cm) |
7.3" (18.5 cm) |
8.5" (21.6 cm) |
9.6" (24.4 cm) |
11.2" (28.5 cm) |
| Overall length |
8.1" (20.6 cm) |
9.5" (24.1 cm) |
11" (27.9 cm) |
12" (30.5 cm) |
14.38" (36.5 cm) |
| Strap-on ring |
2.5" (6.35 cm) |
3" (7.62 cm) |
3" (7.62 cm) |
None |
None |
Texture is realistic with a light skin texture across all sizes. The middle is the widest point on every size, easing back slightly toward the base. Colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary from the pictured Natural Tan.
Choose your firmness
40% Soft
The most pliable, lifelike feel for gentle exploration.
75% Soft
Balanced for comfort and controlled play.
Medium Firm
A solid choice for deep, consistent pressure.
Extra Firm
Built for intense, controlled sensations.
For a girthy, mid-widest piece, a softer firmness gives more as you work through the wider middle, while firmer options hold the shape more decisively. Mr Hankey's Toys offers a Sample Pack to feel the options before committing.
Who it's for
Good match if you:
- Want a girth-forward realistic piece where the fullness peaks mid-shaft.
- Like realistic detail — an uncut tip, veined shaft, and full weighted balls.
- Are anywhere from a beginner (Small) to an extreme size enthusiast (XXL, XXXL).
- Want to choose your firmness for how the mid-girth feels.
Rethink it or size down if you:
- Are drawn to the XXL or XXXL on looks alone — an 11.2" to 13.44" mid-girth is an extreme stretch.
- Prefer an even girth or a base-heavy build over a mid-shaft peak.
- Need a strap-on ring — the XXL and XXXL have none (only Small, Medium, and LG/XL do).
- Have not planned a gradual, well-lubricated warm-up on your chosen size.
Material & body safety
Mr Hankey's Toys describes the Chorizo N' Eggs as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone — non-porous, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses. For cleanup, wash it with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner, then dry it completely before storing it in a cool, dark place. Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant, especially as you work through the wider mid-shaft, and reapply as needed. Because the source does not confirm silicone-lubricant compatibility for this product, water-based lube is the straightforward default.
Material and safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026.
What to expect & how to use it
The Chorizo N' Eggs eases in at the rounded head, then meets its fullest girth through the middle before easing back slightly toward the base and its weighted balls. Because the peak stretch is mid-shaft, the fullness builds as you take more of it — and on the larger sizes that mid-girth is very demanding.
- Warm up with smaller, comfortable toys and plenty of water-based lubricant.
- Let the rounded head ease in first before you meet the wider mid-shaft.
- Work through the mid-girth gradually — that's the widest point, so don't rush it.
- Take the depth at your own pace, especially on the larger sizes where the reach is significant.
- If using a harness, confirm its opening matches the ring for your size (2.5" on Small, 3" on Medium and LG/XL; the XXL and XXXL have no ring).
- Clean the toy thoroughly after use, dry it fully, and store it away from heat, sunlight, and other toys.
Frequently asked questions
How many sizes does the Chorizo N' Eggs come in?
Five: Small, Medium, LG/XL, XXL, and XXXL — the widest size range in this design line. Insertable length runs from 6.2" up to 11.2", and mid-shaft circumference (the widest point) from 7" up to a huge 13.44". Check the size chart carefully and pick by the middle circumference and length.
Which size is best for a beginner?
The Small (7" mid-girth, 6.2" insertable) is described as ideal for beginners exploring lifelike textures. From there, the Medium is a balanced choice for intermediate users before the range climbs into advanced and extreme sizes.
Why is the middle wider than the head and base?
The Chorizo N' Eggs is sculpted with its fullest girth through the middle of the shaft. The head is narrower for an easier entry, the girth swells to its peak mid-shaft, and it eases back slightly toward the base — so the widest stretch is felt mid-stroke rather than at entry or full depth.
Do all sizes have a strap-on ring?
No — the Small (2.5"), Medium (3"), and LG/XL (3") include a strap-on ring, but the XXL and XXXL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose the Small, Medium, or LG/XL.
What material is it made from?
Mr Hankey's Toys describes it as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone. This material description is sourced from the manufacturer, not independently verified by TheDildoHub.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
Use one of the Shop the Chorizo N' Eggs buttons on this page. The purchase is completed through Mr Hankey's Toys, which sells and ships the product; TheDildoHub does not fulfill it. TheDildoHub may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. International customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes.
Will the color look exactly like the product photo?
Not necessarily. Mr Hankey's Toys states that colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary. The reference image is identified as Natural Tan.
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