LAMPWICK - FOUR SIZES
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Mr Hankey's Toys · Four sizes · Realistic
A Closer Look at the Lampwick
The Lampwick is a handcrafted, lifelike realistic dildo with contoured detail and a veined shaft. Its defining trait is where the girth sits: the shaft swells to its widest through the middle, then eases back slightly toward the base — a subtle mid-shaft fullness rather than a taper or a base-heavy build. The same sculpt scales across four sizes, from a beginner-friendly Small up to a fantasy-scale XXXL, with genuinely deep insertable lengths across the range. It is hand-poured in platinum-cured silicone.
The pictured color is Natural Tan. Mr Hankey's Toys hand-mixes colors, so the tone you receive may vary.
Quick answer
The Lampwick is a handcrafted realistic dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys with a veined shaft that's widest through the middle. It comes in four sizes — Small, Medium, LG/XL, and XXXL — with deep insertable lengths from 7" up to 12.8" and mid-shaft circumference (the widest point) from 5.75" up to 10.5". A strap-on ring is included on the Medium (2.5") and LG/XL (3"); the Small and XXXL have no ring. Mr Hankey's Toys describes the material as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, and recommends a water-based lubricant.
Why a mid-widest shape feels different
On the Lampwick, the widest point is the middle of the shaft, not the head or the base. The head is narrower for an easier entry, the girth then swells to its fullest through the middle, and it eases back slightly toward the base. In use, that means the peak stretch arrives mid-shaft rather than at the entrance or at full depth — a fullness you meet in the middle of the stroke. The number to plan around is the middle circumference for your chosen size, since that's the widest part you'll take.
Key features at a glance
| Mid-widest shaft | The girth swells to its fullest through the middle, easing back slightly toward the base. |
| Narrower head for entry | An easier start before the mid-shaft fullness. |
| Veined, realistic detail | Smooth surface with sculpted veins and contoured detail for a lifelike feel. |
| Deep across the range | Insertable length runs from 7" up to a deep 12.8" on the largest size. |
| Four escalating sizes | Small through XXXL — the same sculpt scaled from a beginner start to an extreme stretch. |
| Platinum-cured silicone | Body-safe, non-porous, and hypoallergenic per Mr Hankey's Toys — durable and easy to clean. |
Size chart — four sizes
| Measurement | Small | Medium | LG/XL | XXXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head circ. (rim) | 5" (12.7 cm) | 7.25" (18.4 cm) | 8.5" (21.6 cm) | 9.25" (23.5 cm) |
| Middle circ. (widest) | 5.75" (14.6 cm) | 8.12" (20.6 cm) | 9.25" (23.5 cm) | 10.5" (26.7 cm) |
| Base circ. | 5.75" (14.6 cm) | 8" (20.3 cm) | 9" (22.9 cm) | 10.3" (26.2 cm) |
| Insertable length | 7" (17.8 cm) | 10" (25.4 cm) | 11.65" (29.6 cm) | 12.8" (32.5 cm) |
| Overall length | 9.5" (24.1 cm) | 13" (33.0 cm) | 14.75" (37.5 cm) | 16.25" (41.3 cm) |
| Strap-on ring | None | 2.5" (6.35 cm) | 3" (7.62 cm) | None |
Texture is smooth and realistic with veins across all sizes. The middle is the widest point on every size, easing back slightly toward the base. Colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary from the pictured Natural Tan.
Who it's for
Good match if you:
- Like a realistic, veined piece where the fullness peaks mid-shaft.
- Prefer a narrower head for an easier entry before the mid-girth.
- Are anywhere from a beginner (Small) to a highly experienced size player (LG/XL, XXXL).
- Want genuine depth — the insertable lengths run long across the range.
Rethink it or size down if you:
- Are drawn to the LG/XL or XXXL on looks alone — a 9.25" to 10.5" mid-girth with 11–12.8" depth is a serious stretch.
- Prefer an even girth or a base-heavy build over a mid-shaft peak.
- Need a strap-on ring — only the Medium and LG/XL include one.
- Have not planned a gradual, well-lubricated warm-up on your chosen size.
Material & body safety
Mr Hankey's Toys describes the Lampwick as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone — non-porous, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses. For cleanup, wash it with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then dry it completely before storing it in a cool, dark place. Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant, especially as you work through the wider mid-shaft, and reapply as needed. Because the source recommends water-based lubricant and does not confirm silicone-lubricant compatibility, water-based lube is the straightforward default.
Material and safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026.
What to expect & how to use it
The Lampwick eases in at the narrower head, then meets its fullest girth through the middle before easing back slightly toward the base. Because the peak stretch is mid-shaft, the fullness arrives as you take more of it rather than at the very start — and the deep insertable lengths mean depth is part of the experience too.
- Warm up with smaller, comfortable toys and plenty of water-based lubricant.
- Let the narrower head ease in first before you meet the wider mid-shaft.
- Work through the mid-girth gradually — that's the widest point, so don't rush it.
- Take the depth at your own pace, especially on the larger sizes where the reach is significant.
- If using a harness, confirm its opening matches the ring for your size (2.5" on Medium, 3" on LG/XL; the Small and XXXL have no ring).
- Clean the toy thoroughly after use, dry it fully, and store it away from heat, sunlight, and other toys.
Frequently asked questions
How many sizes does the Lampwick come in?
Four: Small, Medium, LG/XL, and XXXL. Insertable length runs from 7" up to a deep 12.8", and mid-shaft circumference (the widest point) from 5.75" up to 10.5". Check the size chart carefully and pick by the middle circumference and length.
Which size is best for a beginner?
The Small (5.75" mid-girth, 7" insertable) is described as ideal for beginners exploring realistic toys or seeking a gentle introduction to lifelike play. From there, the Medium adds depth and fullness for moderate intensity.
Why is the middle wider than the head and base?
The Lampwick is sculpted with its fullest girth through the middle of the shaft. The head is narrower for an easier entry, the girth swells to its peak mid-shaft, and it eases back slightly toward the base — so the widest stretch is felt in the middle of the stroke rather than at entry or full depth.
Do all sizes have a strap-on ring?
No — only the Medium (2.5") and LG/XL (3") include a strap-on ring. The Small and XXXL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose the Medium or LG/XL.
What material is it made from?
Mr Hankey's Toys describes it as platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone. This material description is sourced from the manufacturer, not independently verified by TheDildoHub.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
Use one of the Shop the Lampwick buttons on this page. The purchase is completed through Mr Hankey's Toys, which sells and ships the product; TheDildoHub does not fulfill it. TheDildoHub may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. International customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes.
Will the color look exactly like the product photo?
Not necessarily. Mr Hankey's Toys states that colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary. The reference image is identified as Natural Tan.
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