LONG JOHN - ONE SIZE
A Closer Look at the Long John Silicone Dildo
The Long John from Mr Hankey's Toys is a one-size depth piece with a distinctive premise: serious length without overwhelming girth. Where most of Mr Hankey's big toys pile on width, the Long John stays relatively slim and even — around 8" around throughout — while reaching a deep 13.25" insertable. A tapered head eases entry, a natural curve helps it target precisely, and low-profile veins add subtle friction. It's built for depth enthusiasts who want reach and precision rather than extreme stretch. Hand-poured in platinum-cured silicone, one size, with four firmness options.
Why "slim for its length" is its own category. Big toys usually challenge you on girth. The Long John challenges you on depth instead — it's long and relatively slim, with an even, moderate girth that stays consistent from head to base. That combination lets you focus on reach and precision without a wide stretch to manage at the same time. The natural curve helps it follow the body's internal path to target deeper zones, and the tapered head keeps entry gradual. It's the toy for depth exploration when extreme girth isn't the goal.
Key Features — Long John
| Slim, elongated build | Substantial 13.25" insertable length with a moderate, even girth — depth without excessive width |
| Tapered head | Eases entry and supports gradual, controlled depth exploration |
| Natural curve | Follows the body's internal path to target deeper zones with precision |
| Low-profile veins | Subtle friction and realistic detail without heavy ridging |
| Four firmness options | 40% soft through extra firm — tune flexibility vs. rigidity for long, deep sessions |
| Platinum-cured silicone | Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic — durable and easy to clean thoroughly |
Specifications
| Head circumference | 8.25" (21.0 cm) |
| Middle circumference | 8" (20.3 cm) |
| Base circumference | 8.5" (21.6 cm) |
| Insertable length | 13.25" (33.7 cm) |
| Overall length | 16.5" (41.9 cm) |
| Strap-on ring | 3" / 7.62 cm |
| Texture | Smooth, low-profile veins, light texture |
| Sizes available | One size only |
Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan). The girth is fairly even from head to base (around 8") — this is a length-and-precision piece, not a girth-variation one. Note: this toy does not stand upright on its own.
Choose Your Firmness
Four options — same shape and dimensions, very different feel
| 40% Soft | The most flexible — bends and follows the natural curve easily; ideal for comfortable, long sessions at depth |
| 75% Soft | A balanced middle ground between give and structure |
| Medium Firm | A sturdier feel for more direct, enhanced stimulation |
| Extra Firm | Rigid and robust — the most intense option for advanced depth play |
For a long, curved depth piece, a softer firmness follows the body's internal path far more comfortably as you build toward the full 13.25". Mr Hankey's offers a Sample Pack to feel the options before committing.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Want serious length and reach without an overwhelming girth to manage
- Enjoy precision depth play and targeting deeper zones
- Like a natural curve, tapered head, and subtle low-profile veins
- Are transitioning from intermediate toys toward advanced depth, or already a depth enthusiast
Rethink — or start elsewhere — if you…
- Are newer to deep insertion — 13.25" is a serious, advanced depth commitment
- Are chasing extreme girth — this is a deliberately slim, even ~8" shaft
- Want a smaller option — this comes in one size only
- Need a toy that stands upright on its own — this one doesn't
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. One size means there's no stepping down: deep insertion should be built up to gradually, and a softer firmness follows the curve more comfortably.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
- Material: platinum-cured silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — the higher-grade silicone cure, valued for purity and durability; hypoallergenic
- Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
- Lubricant — water-based recommended: Mr Hankey's recommends a water-based lubricant for the Long John. Apply generously along the full length of the shaft and reapply often — glide matters most as you build toward the full 13.25" depth.
- Cleaning: wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
- Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
The Long John is a length-and-precision piece. The tapered head eases entry, and because the girth is moderate and even, there's no wide stretch to manage — the focus stays on reach and the natural curve as you build depth. It rewards patience and lets you target deeper zones with control rather than raw fullness.
- Lube generously along the full shaft with a water-based lubricant — reapply often for a long, deep piece
- Let the tapered head lead and follow the natural curve rather than forcing a straight line
- Build depth gradually — 13.25" insertable is a serious commitment; take it in stages
- Consider a softer firmness — it follows the body's internal path far more comfortably at depth
- Warm up thoroughly before deep insertion, especially for anal play
- For strap-on play, match the 3" O-ring to your harness
FAQs — Long John
Does the Long John come in different sizes?
No — the Long John is one size only. It has an even girth of roughly 8" (head 8.25", middle 8", base 8.5") and a deep 13.25" insertable length (16.5" overall). The choice you make is firmness (40% soft, 75% soft, medium firm, or extra firm). Mr Hankey's offers a Sample Pack to feel the options before you commit.
Is this a girth toy or a length toy?
A length toy. The Long John is deliberately slim and even — around 8" around throughout — while reaching a deep 13.25" insertable. It's built for depth, reach, and precision rather than extreme girth. If you're after width, a girth-forward piece would suit you better.
Does it really have a natural curve?
Yes. The Long John has a natural curve that helps it follow the body's internal path and target deeper zones with precision. Orienting the curve to your body makes the most of it — and a softer firmness lets the curve flex more comfortably.
Does it stand upright on its own?
No — Mr Hankey's notes that this toy does not stand upright on its own. It has a strap-on ring (3") for harness use, but it isn't designed as a free-standing, suction-style base.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
The Long John is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current firmness options, colors, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Ready to Explore the Depths?
If you want serious length and precision without an overwhelming girth — a slim, curved, tapered depth piece with subtle veins and four firmness options for how it feels — the Long John delivers. Pick your firmness, choose a colorway, and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, firmness options, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
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