MACHOMAN - FOUR SIZES
A Closer Look at the Machoman Silicone Dildo
Meet the Machoman — a premium lifecast realistic dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys, modeled after the real-life performer MachoMexXXL. It's defined by an uncut head, an unusually wide cross-section, and detailed vein and skin work that reads as genuinely lifelike. This is a girth-forward, stretch-oriented piece, and it comes in four escalating sizes — from a manageable Original all the way up to a fantasy-scale XXXL. The decision here is two-part: which size matches your experience, and which of four firmness options suits how you want it to feel.
What does a "wide cross-section" actually mean for you? Most dildos are round in profile, so girth is even all the way around. The Machoman's shaft is shaped wider across one axis, so the stretch isn't uniform — it fills differently than a round shaft of the same circumference. That's what makes it a stretch-training piece rather than just a big toy. One practical consequence: a very wide cross-section can rotate during use on some sex machines depending on how it's secured, so it's worth mounting deliberately.
Key Features — Machoman
| Uncut lifecast head | Modeled after MachoMexXXL — a smooth, lifelike entry with a realistic uncut design |
| Wide cross-section | The signature trait — shaped for an expansive, non-uniform stretch a round shaft can't match |
| Realistic vein & skin detail | Intricate texture throughout for a genuinely lifelike feel |
| Four escalating sizes | Original → LG/XL → XXL → XXXL, so you can match the toy to your experience level |
| Four firmness options | 40% soft through extra firm — tune how the shape and girth feel |
| Platinum-cured silicone | Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic — durable and easy to clean thoroughly |
Size Chart — Four Sizes
The Machoman scales significantly between sizes. Read the mid-shaft girth and insertable length carefully — the jump from Original to XXXL is substantial, and the XXL and XXXL do not include a strap-on ring.
| Measurement | Original | LG/XL | XXL | XXXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head circ. (rim) | 6.25" (15.9 cm) | 7.9" (20.1 cm) | 9.5" (24.1 cm) | 11.5" (29.2 cm) |
| Middle circ. | 7.23" (18.4 cm) | 9" (22.9 cm) | 11" (27.9 cm) | 13" (33.0 cm) |
| Base circ. | 7.25" (18.4 cm) | 9.5" (24.1 cm) | 11.5" (29.2 cm) | 13.5" (34.3 cm) |
| Insertable length | 7" (17.8 cm) | 8.8" (22.4 cm) | 10.25" (26.0 cm) | 12.1" (30.7 cm) |
| Overall length | 9.2" (23.4 cm) | 11.25" (28.6 cm) | 13.25" (33.7 cm) | 15.6" (39.6 cm) |
| Strap-on ring | 2.5" (6.35 cm) | 3" (7.62 cm) | — | — |
| Texture | Realistic with vein & skin detail (all sizes) | |||
Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan). Because of the wide cross-section, the Machoman can appear narrower in photos than it is in reality — go by the measurements, not the picture.
Choose Your Firmness
Four options — same shape and dimensions per size, very different feel
| 40% Soft | The most lifelike and flexible — gives and bends easily; the most forgiving option for the wide cross-section |
| 75% Soft | A balanced middle ground with comfort and some structure |
| Medium Firm | Holds its shape for solid, deliberate pressure — the width is felt more directly |
| Extra Firm | Rigid and unyielding — maximum control and intensity |
With a wide cross-section, firmness matters a lot — a softer pour spreads the stretch more gradually and follows the body's contours. Mr Hankey's offers a Sample Pack to feel the options before committing.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Are experienced with girth and want a genuine stretch-training piece
- Enjoy a wide cross-section that fills differently than a round shaft
- Like realistic, lifecast detail with an uncut head
- Want to dial in both size and firmness to your experience
Rethink — or size down — if you…
- Are newer to girth play — start at Original, not LG/XL or above
- Are drawn to the XXL/XXXL on looks alone — these are fantasy-scale and very demanding
- Need a strap-on ring — only Original and LG/XL include one
- Prefer a slim or purely round profile
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. The size jumps here are large; be honest about your experience and start with a softer firmness if you're less certain.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
- Material: platinum-cured silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — the higher-grade silicone cure, valued for purity and durability; hypoallergenic
- Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
- Lubricant: Mr Hankey's lists the Machoman as compatible with hybrid, water-based, or silicone-compatible lubricant. Because silicone lube can degrade some silicone toys, a water-based lube is the safest default — if you want to use a hybrid or silicone lube, spot-test on the base first. Apply generously and reapply throughout, especially with the wider sizes.
- Cleaning: rinse with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
- Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
The Machoman is a stretch-and-fullness piece. The uncut head eases entry, and then the wide cross-section does the work — filling across a broader axis than a round shaft of similar circumference. The larger sizes are a serious commitment in both girth and depth, so build up rather than jumping straight to the top.
- Lube generously at the head — a water-based lube is the safe default; spot-test first if you want to use hybrid or silicone
- Let the head ease in first before working into the wider mid-shaft
- Warm up thoroughly — the wide cross-section is a stretch, not just a length
- Start in a softer firmness if you're new to the Machoman's dimensions — it spreads the stretch more gradually
- Mount deliberately on a machine — the wide cross-section can rotate depending on how it's secured
- For strap-on play, match the O-ring (2.5" Original / 3" LG/XL) to your harness — note XXL and XXXL have no ring
FAQs — Machoman
How many sizes does the Machoman come in?
Four: Original, LG/XL, XXL, and XXXL. Insertable length runs from 7" up to 12.1", and mid-shaft girth from 7.23" up to 13". The jumps between sizes are significant, so check the size chart carefully. Mr Hankey's also offers a Sample Pack to feel the firmness options before you commit.
What is a "wide cross-section" and why does it matter?
The shaft is shaped wider across one axis rather than being uniformly round, so it stretches and fills differently than a round shaft of the same circumference. That's what makes it a stretch-training piece. It also means it can appear narrower in photos than it is in reality — go by the measurements.
Do all sizes have a strap-on ring?
No — only the Original (2.5") and LG/XL (3") include a strap-on ring. The XXL and XXXL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose one of the two smaller sizes.
Which firmness should I start with?
If you're new to the Machoman's dimensions, start with 40% or 75% soft. A softer pour spreads the wide cross-section's stretch more gradually and follows the body's contours. Move to a firmer option once you're comfortable.
What lube can I use?
Mr Hankey's lists it as compatible with hybrid, water-based, or silicone-compatible lube. Because silicone lube can degrade some silicone toys, water-based is the safest default — spot-test on the base first if you want to use hybrid or silicone.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
The Machoman is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current sizes, firmness options, colors, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Ready to Redefine Your Limits?
If you want a lifecast realistic piece built for genuine stretch play — with an uncut head, a signature wide cross-section, four sizes to grow into, and four firmness options for how it all feels — the Machoman delivers. Pick your size and firmness, choose a colorway, and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, sizes, firmness options, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
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